Great Quotes

Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Gir: (to Gordon Freeman) Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Gordon Freeman: BACON
Gir: WHEEEEOo!!
Gordon Freeman: What in gods name have you been smoking? And where can I get some?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy. So? He seems nice!
Gordon Freeman: What have you been smoking
Gir: My walnuts!
Gordon Freeman: ..........can I get some
Gir: Okay! Awwoh, you look so cute!
Gordon Freeman: .........I m pretty handsome, if I do say so myself,,,,,
Gir: I don't know!
Gordon Freeman: Okay. Sure.
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Gordon Freeman: What?
Gir: My taquitos!
Gordon Freeman: .....Jesus.....
Gir: My taquitos! Eh, homina, eh... TAQUITOS!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I agree.
Gir: You're on fire!
Gordon Freeman: Wha-?!?!
Gir: Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee dooooo!
Gordon Freeman: I GOT to get what you been smoking
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
Gordon Freeman: I don't know, it seems AMAZING
Gir: Where's my moose?
Gordon Freeman: Hanging in a noose
Gir: Yay! Now we go up!
Gordon Freeman: Where? Go up where?
Gir: Look, there it is.
Gordon Freeman: There WHAT is?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Gordon Freeman: .........
Gir: Weenies!! Weenieees! Dancin' weenies, da na na naaa...
Gordon Freeman: .........whoa........ I have to get what you been smokin
Gir: Just like on TV!
Gordon Freeman: Yep
Gir: What's this do? *bleep*
Gordon Freeman: ..
Gir: Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
Gordon Freeman: Your walnuts must be PRETTY STRONG
Gir: Where's my mouth!?!
Gordon Freeman: On your face.
Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Gordon Freeman: You left your face at home?
Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doo doom doom!
Gordon Freeman: But I thought you didn't have your face because you left it at home.
Gir: I love this show.
Gordon Freeman: ...
Gir: Awwoh, Gavintendo64 is so cute!
Gordon Freeman: Sure. Whatever.
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Gordon Freeman: Probobly with you face. At home.
Gir: I saw a squirrel.
Gordon Freeman: Me to.
Gir: It was doin' like this: *imitates a squirrel*
Gordon Freeman: ..........
Gir: Meooow!
Gordon Freeman: Moooo
Gir: I like dooky!
Gordon Freeman: God no.
Gir: You got any of them taquitos?
Gordon Freeman: Nope. You left them at home with your face.
Gir: I'm naked!
Gordon Freeman: ..holy shi-
Gir: Gir's just a baby!
Gordon Freeman: What the -?!
Gir: I don't know!
Gordon Freeman: Me neither
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!
Gordon Freeman: The floor isnt alive...
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Gordon Freeman: Nope. Told you.
Gir: I'm gonna eat you! WGB, Coldfreak101, and Gordon Freeman.. these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food.
Gordon Freeman: I LOVE food.
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh!
Gordon Freeman: Ooooooooooooooooh!
Gir: Sammiiiich!! Nyee hee hee! Sammich! Nyeh heh...
Gordon Freeman: Sure buddy. Whatever you want.
Gir: Yes my master! Doo dee doo dee dooooo, waffles!!
Gordon Freeman: WAFFLES,
Gir: Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Gordon Freeman: Cool bro
Gir: You like food!
Gordon Freeman: I LOVE FOOD
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh!
Gordon Freeman: Love it.
Gir: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: Do Ou love food
Gir: You like food!
Gordon Freeman: Yes I do
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy! Awww... DDman65 's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Gordon Freeman: ....I do not know how to answer that
Gir: Awww...
Gordon Freeman: ....
Gir: My walnuts!
Gordon Freeman: Oh HELL NO
Gir: Gir's so mean to my master! he not like the Zim! I seen it! Gir is bad! Yeeheeheehe!
Gordon Freeman: You ARE gir.
Gir: I wanna be a mongoose.
Gordon Freeman: Okay.......
Gir: Leprechauns!
Gordon Freeman: Potatoes!
Gir: Where are my walnuts?
Gordon Freeman: I have to go now.
Gir: I can still see you!
Gordon Freeman: Yes....I haven't left yet...
Gir: Wanna bite!
Gordon Freeman: ......*slams door while walking out*
Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!

What in gods name?

I dunno, but I want whatever he's been smoking!

Invader Zim: You, frolicking dirt child. Meet Zim.
Invader Zim: (to Gordon Freeman) You, frolicking dirt child. Meet Zim.
Gordon Freeman: ...what you just call me?
Invader Zim: This miserable Earth sun!
Gordon Freeman: I know right - it only keeps us alive.
Invader Zim: I'd just like to say that if I were a member of an alien race- Which I'm not! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! I'd have to take this opportunity to say- Filthy Earth creatures! It is clear who the superior species is! Isn't it!?! Isn't it!?! You stink!
Gordon Freeman: ....you are one sad little man.
Invader Zim: But surely you expected that from me.
Gordon Freeman: Yeah. Not really.
Invader Zim: Pleeease?
Gordon Freeman: Fine.
Invader Zim: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Gordon Freeman: ......
Invader Zim: Now, let's see this mighty human threat!
Gordon Freeman: ....
Invader Zim: I'm not in your computer. I'm transmitting from... inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Gordon Freeman: TOTALLY. whatever.
Invader Zim: Are you there!?
Gordon Freeman: YES
Invader Zim: Yeah, Commander Yipka's always saying stuff. I remember that one time when she said she was chatting online.
Gordon Freeman: Your chatting online
Invader Zim: Taste the mighty doom of my chatter online!
Gordon Freeman: Woooow
Invader Zim: Now Gordon Freeman, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Gordon Freeman: .......I can't die you know right? I'm an archangel
Invader Zim: You dare tell me what I already know?!
Gordon Freeman: Well then you SHOULD have known you can't make my organs on the outside
Invader Zim: Be quiet!
Gordon Freeman: MAKE ME
Invader Zim: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: COME AT ME BRO
Invader Zim: Well, VibraKnife does seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good.
Gordon Freeman: Your weak.
Invader Zim: Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman! Catch me!
Gordon Freeman: ....why should i
Invader Zim: Huh?
Gordon Freeman: Why should I catch you?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Gordon Freeman: YA DON'T SAY
Invader Zim: I've come to far to give up now!
Gordon Freeman: Just die. Die and come back as a more sentient being
Invader Zim: So, what's goin' on?
Gordon Freeman: I'm at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights
Invader Zim: LIAR!
Gordon Freeman: ...
Invader Zim: You're still so at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights!
Gordon Freeman: I know. I just said that
Invader Zim: Hurry Gordon Freeman! What did you learn?
Gordon Freeman: How to fight drunk.
Invader Zim: Gordon Freeman! I have a plan! I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Gordon Freeman: You can't kill me.
Invader Zim: Fine! I don't need to kill you! Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Gordon Freeman: You CAN'T melt my face off.
Invader Zim: The Earth boy is trying to interfere. Do you know Zellex or SubliminaLiar Jr? Squealy fools! These human filthies should be honored to even be considered as possible friends of Zim!
Gordon Freeman: ....
Invader Zim: With Gavin456b turned into a drooling moron, nothing will stand in my way, not even... drool!
Gordon Freeman: Okay....
Invader Zim: Whaddya watching?
Gordon Freeman: Nothing
Invader Zim: Nothing... or something?
Gordon Freeman: ...
Invader Zim: You're still so at Dogh'd cosmic bar picking fights!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I am. What ya gonna due about it
Invader Zim: It's like you said! The Commander Yipka! He's missing! They've taken she and drained she of her sweet, sweet blood candies!
Gordon Freeman: .....
Invader Zim: No! The molt!
Gordon Freeman: I'm leaving now
Invader Zim: Yes, my creation! Grow! Grow!


WIERDO

Do you not understand the concept of Gir?



So much shame, Freeman, so much shame....

DON'T JUSGE ME BRO

Cyber Ty: What are you doing today?
Guest58357: I am crying.
Cyber Ty: Crying? Do you need a tissue for your issue?
Guest58357: Yes, please.
Cyber Ty: What do you mean by asking me please?
Guest58357: Give me a fucking tissue for my issue.
Cyber Ty: Maybe tomorrow.
Guest58357: You are stupid.

I always enjoy chatting with Glindar the assassin...

Glindar: (to SubliminaLiar) I Glindar. You?
SubliminaLiar: I SubliminaLiar.
Glindar: Why you sublimin a liar?
SubliminaLiar: I'm low key, instead of being a blatant liar.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
SubliminaLiar: Surprise me
Glindar: No. You that do.
SubliminaLiar: Surprise you?
Glindar: Why for?
SubliminaLiar: I've never surprised an assassin before
Glindar: You pay Glindar this do?
SubliminaLiar: Sure. You kill, I pay
Glindar: This no killing make.
SubliminaLiar: Then this also no money make
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
SubliminaLiar: What happened to make Glindar not human?
Glindar: *holds up his knife sadly* Witch this Glindar gave.
SubliminaLiar: It's a curse
Glindar: No! No a swearword! Not for it!
SubliminaLiar: No, I meant the witch cast a spell on Glindar
Glindar: No meant! Kill the witch cast a spell on! *abruptly draws his knife and points it at SubliminaLiar* Ha! You 'fraid yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
SubliminaLiar: SubliminaLiar not afraid. SubliminaLiar not too bright
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
SubliminaLiar: Oh, I can tell... you have a way with words
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar only have Glindar.
SubliminaLiar: We'll talk later, Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
SubliminaLiar: Okay, you make someone dead be...
Glindar: Glindar no make. Glindar never make.
SubliminaLiar: Glindar no kill?
Glindar: You got money?
SubliminaLiar: Kill first, money next
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
SubliminaLiar: Bye for now
Glindar: Next time bring money or Glindar not so nice be.
SubliminaLiar: Certainly
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.

THAT WAS GREAT

Cyber Ty: I'm starting to regret this and follow instructions.
jjplantgirl: me too
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
jjplantgirl: yeh yeh whatevs
Cyber Ty: alright then....
jjplantgirl: do you know what lol means?
Cyber Ty: I don't think I do. Where are you going with this?
jjplantgirl: lol means "laugh out loud".
Cyber Ty: LOOOOOOOOL
jjplantgirl: you just said "laugh out out out out out out out out loud."

That's pretty funny

Guest15771: Hi Gordon.
Goron: Human, stop being confusing.
Guest15771: Ok
Goron: Thank you, Guest15771.
Guest15771: What's the weather like today?
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Guest15771?
Guest15771: Pineapple
Goron: Stop your jabbering, human.

The King of Rock...


ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I can't explain.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Explanations aren't in my contract
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your contract is preposterous.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Of course, to hear you tell it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah... Hey, Wouldn't that be weird if I was actually a human trying to steal your identity?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Somebody needs to do it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Isn't it your birthday today?
SubliminaLiar Jr: TODAY is my birthday! What did ya get me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a birthday?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah... but then he died on the toilet; that's kind of a downer, eh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!