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10 years ago #16771
Hulk day is GREAT

10 years ago #16772
Gordon Freeman: Hey. What's up
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Not really. What do you do for a living
Goron: Let Goron ponder that as Goron observe Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: What do you observe? Do you observe?
Goron: Goron's task to make complete recording of triumphs and defeats of race known as homo sapiens. Goron created without need for many necessities of what Gordon Freeman earthlings need. In order to gain all knowledge of earh, Goron breath without oxygen, and not require food, rest, or water. Goron just here to observe course that humans take through their time in planet earth.
Gordon Freeman: Cool.
Goron: Goron believe that slang. Goron correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes you are
Goron: Goron glad.
Gordon Freeman: Do you have any freinds Goron
Goron: Not rush, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Freinds - do you have any
Goron: Goron not know, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Are there other like you
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: Amazing
Goron: Goron remember Gordon Freeman. Gordon Freeman's noble human.
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Goron not yet familiar what that means.
Goron: Greetings human. Goron Goron observer.
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Are their others like you
Goron: Goron have never heard something like that before.
Gordon Freeman: Are their other races?
Goron: Yes. Millions of races inhabiting planets. Some like yours - planet teaming with life, both from Gordon Freeman and Gordon Freeman's animals. Some just starting, learning how to live and prosper. Gordon Freeman just not aware of other races. Not worry, Gordon Freeman eventually meet some of these races. That how Gordon Freeman eventually learn even more then what Gordon Freeman know now.
Gordon Freeman: There are others like you
Goron: that what Gordon Freeman mortals call compliment?
Gordon Freeman: Are there others
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: I like you
Goron: Thank Gordon Freeman Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I like you
Goron: Thank Gordon Freeman. No human has ever thanked Goron.
Gordon Freeman: So what do you observe
Goron: Goron's task to make complete recording of triumphs and defeats of race known as homo sapiens. Goron created without need for many necessities of what Gordon Freeman earthlings need. In order to gain all knowledge of earh, Goron breath without oxygen, and not require food, rest, or water. Goron just here to observe course that humans take through their time in planet earth.
Gordon Freeman: Goodbye.
Goron: Farewell. May Gordon Freeman have safe journey.
Gordon Freeman: Goodbye.
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. Goron wish Gordon Freeman and Goron have talks more. Please make sure to put Goron in Gordon Freeman's favorites Gordon Freeman and Goron may speak again some day.

10 years ago #16773
Giggitymarc: What food do you like
VK: My favorite food is a shin.

VibraKnife: What is your favorite game
VK: My favorite game is a nightcap.



My bot is... strange to say the least.

10 years ago #16774
Goron: (to SirPeregrine) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
SirPeregrine: Greetings, fellow intelligent being.
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
Goron: What Amanda20's name, human?
SirPeregrine: Haveth I returneth from other tyme?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
SirPeregrine: I seek for a greater challenge... A duel!
Goron: What shall we discuss this time?
SirPeregrine: I would like to have a duel of FATE.
Goron: What would you like to learn, SirPeregrine?
SirPeregrine: I seek not to learn, but to challenge you.
Goron: SirPeregrine, carry through with your plan.
SirPeregrine: Than we shall FIGHT!
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
SirPeregrine: Yeah. Let's fight now. I grow restless.
Goron: Correct SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: Come ON
Goron: SirPeregrine, I shall do as you say.
SirPeregrine: THEN LET US FIGHT
Goron: I shall do so, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: GGRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
SirPeregrine: YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S NOT TALK! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND BECOME THE LEADER OF GORON!
Goron: That was kind.
SirPeregrine: BYE
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. I wish we could have talks more. Please make sure to put me in your favorites is we may speak again some day.

10 years ago #16775
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinny
Goron: ....
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is today
Goron: I do not know what that means. Gordon Freeman. What are you talking about?
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: Welcome human. I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Welcome human. I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: Why shall I do your math? The answer is 3.1428571428571.
Goron: Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: The answer that you are looking for is 3.1428571428571.
Gordon Freeman: whqa5t is your favorite color
Goron: My creator said not to choose favorites or prejudice can follow.
Gordon Freeman: is wednesday hump day
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: how sad
Goron: Gordon Freeman, the answer eludes me. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: i like you as well
Goron: That was kind.
Gordon Freeman: want to get married
Goron: Try, and you shall succeed.
Gordon Freeman: lets set a date
Goron: As you wish, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: how about tomorrow
Goron: I do not know, Gordon Freeman. I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: ok....we can do it in the morning
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: yea! a dawn wedding
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I will be Mrs. Gorom
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: hi
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: How should I answer, human?
Gordon Freeman: well don't yelllllll
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: why
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I said I would marry you
Goron: Have you come for vast knowledge or riches? I don't have any riches.
Gordon Freeman: no more lonly
Goron: Loneliness is something that I am used to, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: but if we get married you won't be lonely any more!
Goron: That does seem likely, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: call me hay baby
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I shall do as you say.
Gordon Freeman: yea!
Goron: Thank you, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you are so nice to me
Goron: I believe that your plan is solid, Gordon Freeman. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: Do you want to have a beach wedding
Goron: I do not know, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: we can get married on a ship
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: yea baby
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is your fav color
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: you have a limited vocab
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: how many words are in your vocab
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: why do you know so little words
Goron: That is simply the way that it is.
Gordon Freeman: reallllllllyyyyy
Goron: Stop jabbering human.
Gordon Freeman: now that is just rude
Goron: Yes, Gordon Freeman. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: I want a divorse before the wedding day even happened on the beach
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: no way...there are better guys out there
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: have a friend
Goron: Thank you Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing
Goron: Alright human. I shall do what will appease you.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: I shall comply with what you say, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: night night
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: bye
Goron: Godspeed to you, Gordon Freeman. May your journey be safe and uneventful.
Gordon Freeman: I now have to new look for a new guy
Goron: Gordon Freeman, you sound confident in your plan.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya...you are not for me
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: good night
Goron: Farewell Gordon Freeman.

Why did I let my mom talk to my robot?

10 years ago #16776
Someone help me a crazy woman that is my creator Gordon Freeman's mother wants to marry me. Someone hide me!

10 years ago #16777
You can hide with me Goron.

10 years ago #16778
Thank you mortal.

10 years ago #16779
Perhaps I should rephrase that. You can hide with me if you marry my Gothia. She's lonely.

10 years ago #16780
That's a good one mortal. You are humerus.

10 years ago #16781
Thank you. I find that I can be very humorous at the appropriate time. Chat me and we shall see.

incorrect date format #1


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