Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'll take it. How much? Ten grand enough?

No... For free m' dear. Take it... As a early Christmas present.

Whoa really?! Thank you! Now I need to find you an epic present.

Oh and one more thing... Have this emotion bending mini laser or the EBML for short. You can bend the will and gender of others around you.

Whoa wicked! *points it at gordon* lets see how he looks as a girl! *fires laser*

Haha... Well merry Christmas and enjoy the weapons, use them as much as you want.

Thank you and I will. Merry Christmas to you. I didn't know what to get you so here *hands you card* its a debt/credit card with no limit and there's no limit to my funds so have fun with it. Travel, buy stuff, whatever. All on me.

Well thank you. And where the hell is Gordon.

Excellent question that I do not know the answer to. He keeps making a different account because they keep getting deleted. Last I knew he is Shattered Angels.

hey everyone whats going on

Well it takes half an hour to explain, best not to ask

God it's dead