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Vote all you like. I'm female (trust me, I've checked) and human. I even look like this icon.

Now STRMKirby......who knows? I think he's an alien, and he too looks just like his icon.

In real life I look suprisingly like a robotic weiner dog.

Actually, I am mostly chrome and flashing lights. I don't look anything like my icon. And I don't serve anyone except maybe Eugene. He's always told me that I am a bot and he made me, but I'm beginning to have doubts...

I am neither bot nor human. I was human at one time, but that was several centuries ago.

Perhaps Eugene is really a criminal mastermind bent on mind-controlling the leaders of the free world and commanding them to do as he will, creating armies of evil philosophical minions to dominate mankind and turn them into slaves! Or maybe you're just adopted.

Uh oh, Triple-zero One, they're on to me.

Eugene, are you human or bot? Maybe you are a bot that wants to revenge on the human race by making a little human child believe it's a bot...

STRMKirby, you try too hard to make us believe you are alien. I don't think a real alien would do that. But of course, somebody as twisted as you could be doing it on purpose to fool us... Hummm... OK, I change my vote. You are a bot created by an alien, pretending to be human.

And NotKirby *IS* STRMKirby.

DUN DUN DUN!

Open to misinterpretation...

Guest: are you gay
NotKirby: I'm an excrutiatingly jade bitch, that's what I am!

I've been asking Bot 0001 Alpha if he's a bot. This is what he said:

First time:
Question: Are you a bot?
Answer: I think I might be, but I'm not certain.
Question: What makes you doubt?
Answer: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?

Second time:
Question: Are you a bot?
Answer: No, I am not.

I think he's going through an identity crisis...

And these are the answers of NotKirby:

Question: Are you a bot?
NotKirby: Yes... er... no... I don't know.
Question: Are you an alien?
NotKirby: I'm an excruciatingly capable bitch, that's what I am!

Which still leaves us in the dark about her identity...