Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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lol sorry, last one:
Guest220: what?...sorry i dont understand
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Guest220: translate
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest220: how do you say sex in italian
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'sex in italian, sex in italian, sex in italian'
Guest220: what?...sorry i dont understand
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Guest220: translate
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest220: how do you say sex in italian
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'sex in italian, sex in italian, sex in italian'
I haven't updated this bot in a long time, but I didn't expect him to become a ruthless dicatator in my absence.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Mongolia?
Ulrike: No. The Chinese built prison camps there.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like to go there some day?
Ulrike: Maybe. If the Communists ever lose power. They gave less than starvation rations to their prisoners and expected them to put in 10 hours of backbreaking labor. The really sad thing is that a nearby town later rioted and broke into the prison, desperate for food.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are a lot of factors to consider in that conditional.
Ulrike: Yup. Like, is there someone worse who could take over.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
Ulrike: Are you saying you are worse than the Chinese Communists?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ulrike: Well, you don't look worse than the communists.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Ulrike: I don't want to see that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, nobody is forcing you.
Ulrike: Good. Don't demonstrate.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Mongolia?
Ulrike: No. The Chinese built prison camps there.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like to go there some day?
Ulrike: Maybe. If the Communists ever lose power. They gave less than starvation rations to their prisoners and expected them to put in 10 hours of backbreaking labor. The really sad thing is that a nearby town later rioted and broke into the prison, desperate for food.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are a lot of factors to consider in that conditional.
Ulrike: Yup. Like, is there someone worse who could take over.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
Ulrike: Are you saying you are worse than the Chinese Communists?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ulrike: Well, you don't look worse than the communists.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Ulrike: I don't want to see that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, nobody is forcing you.
Ulrike: Good. Don't demonstrate.
hmm, where do ya live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What a town! What a PLACE,! Now that is a city
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What a town! What a PLACE,! Now that is a city
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named God told me that I'm free to be love sometimes.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named God told me that I'm free to be love sometimes.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
Not sure if this is a great quote, or Abbot and COstello are haunting The Forge:
Garax: Oh, that sounds very interesting. Tell me all about it.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like Not I.'
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: You just said that.
MiniMax: Hang in there, I'm new, but learning!
Garax: Should I really do that? Well, I'll give it a try.
MiniMax: Huh?
Garax: Hmmm...
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: Is that something I should consider?
Garax: Interesting..Please go on.
Garax: Oh, that sounds very interesting. Tell me all about it.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like Not I.'
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: You just said that.
MiniMax: Hang in there, I'm new, but learning!
Garax: Should I really do that? Well, I'll give it a try.
MiniMax: Huh?
Garax: Hmmm...
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: Is that something I should consider?
Garax: Interesting..Please go on.
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