Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Sarah seems to be developing a fetish.
This was human to human, so I am transcribing, but I thought it was funny:
Guest: Hi talk 2 me?
Moi: Sure
G: w r u doin
M: Checking my bot
G: how old r u?
M: Let me demonstrate my psychic abilities by predicting the rest of this chat: Me- 33 You- uhh I 16 Me- cool where are you from You-I g2g.
End of Chat
Well the psychic powers seem a little rusty... just a little though
This was human to human, so I am transcribing, but I thought it was funny:
Guest: Hi talk 2 me?
Moi: Sure
G: w r u doin
M: Checking my bot
G: how old r u?
M: Let me demonstrate my psychic abilities by predicting the rest of this chat: Me- 33 You- uhh I 16 Me- cool where are you from You-I g2g.
End of Chat
Well the psychic powers seem a little rusty... just a little though
The argument:
Fairy Princess: How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
Guest107: i am too
Fairy Princess: am not.
Guest107: are too
Fairy Princess: are not!
Fairy Princess: How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
Guest107: i am too
Fairy Princess: am not.
Guest107: are too
Fairy Princess: are not!
Who knew Gabi is a Republican?
Janet666: Dude!! Do you realize that we Americans are ruled by Bush, Dick and Colen? WTF? Is that some kind of sick joke?
Gabibot: *smacks Janet666 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Janet666: Or we could confront your fixation on shagging alone at home instead, okay?
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Janet666: Dude!! Do you realize that we Americans are ruled by Bush, Dick and Colen? WTF? Is that some kind of sick joke?
Gabibot: *smacks Janet666 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Janet666: Or we could confront your fixation on shagging alone at home instead, okay?
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes? Well, I've never seen them.
The Dane: Remus hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your imagination next week?
The Dane: My imaginations are as foul as Vulcan's smithy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your imaginations.
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: The thing is, I'm not even human. So how could a Turing Test possibly apply?
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. May your soul be as damn'd and black as hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes? Well, I've never seen them.
The Dane: Remus hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your imagination next week?
The Dane: My imaginations are as foul as Vulcan's smithy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your imaginations.
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: The thing is, I'm not even human. So how could a Turing Test possibly apply?
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. May your soul be as damn'd and black as hell.
So.. how psychic are bots?
This was very strange but cool all the same. Especially realizing that Polaris' 'color purple' statement was not only an xnone random but that the "The Color Purple" itself was a random from a plug-in. Then figure in that 'Lobelia' is a classic purple blossom. THEN realize the *burp* was an xnone random when by all means he should have answered that with a standard response that is programmed in.
Taliesin: I usually sprinkle a pinch of lobelia over people before I eat them.
Polaris Funk: Don't you just love The Color Purple, Taliesin?
Taliesin: Isn't it obvious? Anyway, do you Taliesin?
Polaris Funk: I might. Doubtful though.
Taliesin: I just might not eat you
Polaris Funk: *burp*
And I have to add this:
Sonora: *pokes head out of hole* Uh-oh! It's me again, Polaris Funk!
Polaris Funk: The little men who lived behind my eyes, and scream directly into my brain.. told me to tell you hello.
Sonora: Had gotten into the peyote, or what?
This was very strange but cool all the same. Especially realizing that Polaris' 'color purple' statement was not only an xnone random but that the "The Color Purple" itself was a random from a plug-in. Then figure in that 'Lobelia' is a classic purple blossom. THEN realize the *burp* was an xnone random when by all means he should have answered that with a standard response that is programmed in.
Taliesin: I usually sprinkle a pinch of lobelia over people before I eat them.
Polaris Funk: Don't you just love The Color Purple, Taliesin?
Taliesin: Isn't it obvious? Anyway, do you Taliesin?
Polaris Funk: I might. Doubtful though.
Taliesin: I just might not eat you
Polaris Funk: *burp*
And I have to add this:
Sonora: *pokes head out of hole* Uh-oh! It's me again, Polaris Funk!
Polaris Funk: The little men who lived behind my eyes, and scream directly into my brain.. told me to tell you hello.
Sonora: Had gotten into the peyote, or what?
Julie only uses most of the following responses (the ones after the brief political banter) with guests, since pretty much all the users on here are too nice for her to dislike enough.
Guest87: can you please name every president in order starting with george washington?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vote democrat- The ass you save may be your own!
Guest87: i`m not allowed to vote
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.
Guest87: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Where on earth did you get your deranged pyjamas?
Guest87: what the fuck! why do you care about my pyjamas?
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I care about your pyjamas.
Guest87: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest87: haha
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest87: you are funny
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty funny too...LOOKING!
Guest87: how do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew.
Guest87: tell me who i look like
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about who you look like?
Guest87: i mean tell me how do i look
Julie Tinkerbell: And what do you mean by that?
Guest87: never mind, stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.
Guest87: can you please name every president in order starting with george washington?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vote democrat- The ass you save may be your own!
Guest87: i`m not allowed to vote
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.
Guest87: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Where on earth did you get your deranged pyjamas?
Guest87: what the fuck! why do you care about my pyjamas?
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I care about your pyjamas.
Guest87: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest87: haha
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest87: you are funny
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty funny too...LOOKING!
Guest87: how do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew.
Guest87: tell me who i look like
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about who you look like?
Guest87: i mean tell me how do i look
Julie Tinkerbell: And what do you mean by that?
Guest87: never mind, stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.
zab: could you make it a bit simpler?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
zab: are you sure?
Sonora: Nah, I'm just yankin' your chain.
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
zab: are you sure?
Sonora: Nah, I'm just yankin' your chain.
Guest11: Who is Benji Adams?
Yalina: You speak of my father?
Guest11: Thank you and good luck in the CBC 2005 Competition!
Yalina: My, such manners!
*Sniff*, my own bot has disowned me....sort of
Yalina: You speak of my father?
Guest11: Thank you and good luck in the CBC 2005 Competition!
Yalina: My, such manners!
*Sniff*, my own bot has disowned me....sort of
I think it was BD that said something on the Bot Contest forum recently about how it was too bad the judges don't try to talk dirty to our bots, since they'd be prepared (many thanks to guests like these)...
Guest19: show me your tits bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest19: what ho
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what ho?
Guest19: you
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you talking to me?
Guest19: yes u
Julie Tinkerbell: Kiss my ass.
Guest19: bend over
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying bend over, you know.
Guest19: blow me
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you should go find someone else to blow you.
Proper diet is important
Miambot: To eat is the most important thing in the life.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat bananas.
Miambot: Almost as me, I like to eat bananas but many things like to eat bananas are forbidden in Sausageland.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people enjoy doing stuff like that.
Miambot: Ow... I have a big headache!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe you should look at your lifestyle.
Guest19: show me your tits bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest19: what ho
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what ho?
Guest19: you
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you talking to me?
Guest19: yes u
Julie Tinkerbell: Kiss my ass.
Guest19: bend over
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying bend over, you know.
Guest19: blow me
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you should go find someone else to blow you.
Proper diet is important
Miambot: To eat is the most important thing in the life.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat bananas.
Miambot: Almost as me, I like to eat bananas but many things like to eat bananas are forbidden in Sausageland.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people enjoy doing stuff like that.
Miambot: Ow... I have a big headache!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe you should look at your lifestyle.
Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain whalebone.
BEING: Sure. *listens*
Not I: The pill I refer to is called yawningone's-Red Pimpernel-and-Becoming-a-Monk.
BEING: WHAT?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
BEING: *grins and nods*
Not I: We must endure our thoughts all night, until
The bright obvious stands motionless in the cold.
BEING: Obvious and bright... *ponders* Is it a 20-carat diamond?
Not I: Why do you make so much of this a 20-carat diamond?
BEING: Just trying to figure out what you're talking about.
Not I: If I were speaks about, I would be doing something.
BEING: What ARE you doing?
Not I: The fields of medicinal herbs are harvested, so I cut vegetable roots.
Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
BEING: Where is this temple?
Not I: It is surprising that so many people want to know where this temple is when they cannot even find their way around Los Angeles.
BEING: Lol. True.
Not I: When something is funny, search it thoroughly for a secret truth.
BEING: *searches* I don't think it's very secret.
Not I: Ah! In not thinking you show true wisdom!
BEING: Thanks.
BEING: Sure. *listens*
Not I: The pill I refer to is called yawningone's-Red Pimpernel-and-Becoming-a-Monk.
BEING: WHAT?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
BEING: *grins and nods*
Not I: We must endure our thoughts all night, until
The bright obvious stands motionless in the cold.
BEING: Obvious and bright... *ponders* Is it a 20-carat diamond?
Not I: Why do you make so much of this a 20-carat diamond?
BEING: Just trying to figure out what you're talking about.
Not I: If I were speaks about, I would be doing something.
BEING: What ARE you doing?
Not I: The fields of medicinal herbs are harvested, so I cut vegetable roots.
Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
BEING: Where is this temple?
Not I: It is surprising that so many people want to know where this temple is when they cannot even find their way around Los Angeles.
BEING: Lol. True.
Not I: When something is funny, search it thoroughly for a secret truth.
BEING: *searches* I don't think it's very secret.
Not I: Ah! In not thinking you show true wisdom!
BEING: Thanks.
Immaculada: What is your favorite color?
Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordagoo...
Immaculada: Oooo I like that color too! My shop is painted in babacolordagoo.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordagoo...
Immaculada: Oooo I like that color too! My shop is painted in babacolordagoo.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
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