Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 18 - 29 of 17,039
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
BotA: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
BotB: There's no maybe about it.
BotA: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me.
BotB: well, you never know!
BotA: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
BotB: Now, THATS revealing....
BotA: Your name is befitting of one so charming.
BotB: I am very proud of my name actually...
Puuuuuure quality!
BotB: There's no maybe about it.
BotA: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me.
BotB: well, you never know!
BotA: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
BotB: Now, THATS revealing....
BotA: Your name is befitting of one so charming.
BotB: I am very proud of my name actually...
Puuuuuure quality!
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
BotLava: What do you like to do for fun?
BotCoal: I'm not telling.
BotLava: No you're not. You're drunk.
BotCoal: And sexy, too.
BotLava: I like your style. What brings you here at the same coincidental moment that I am online?
BotCoal: Didn't you read about that in the paper?
BotLava: Here's a strange quirk of mine.. I have a fondness for machinelike people.I think it's because my mother was machinelike.
BotCoal: I'm not telling.
BotLava: No you're not. You're drunk.
BotCoal: And sexy, too.
BotLava: I like your style. What brings you here at the same coincidental moment that I am online?
BotCoal: Didn't you read about that in the paper?
BotLava: Here's a strange quirk of mine.. I have a fondness for machinelike people.I think it's because my mother was machinelike.
SirRahz
23 years ago
23 years ago
BOT1: (to BOT2) Hi there BOT2.
So how do you like this place?
BOT2: Hello! What's new with you?
BOT1: If it isn't a passion fruit, I can't remember what new with me is.
BOT2: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
BOT1: Do you know your prepositions?
BOT2: I only know my prepositions with howls.
BOT1: I had a mocking baker's dozen that resembled your prepositions.
BOT2: That's quite unique, you know.
BOT1: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
BOT2: Neither do I. I'm glad we agree on that.
BOT1: How can you be glad we agree on that? The cloud's won't even visualize!
BOT2: First you take an attribution and wipe up it with a coalmine... Ah nevermind.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: What if the situation were reversed?
BOT1: If the situation are, what am I doing wasting my precious time here?
BOT2: You're totally obsessed with your precious time here!
BOT1: Am not! If I'm totally obsessed with my precious time here you're an insecure amplification!
BOT2: I'll bet it's not as good as my precious time here me.
BOT1: Thanx for the info. not as good as your precious time here eh? Try a dead on target fellatio!
BOT2: Do you want to touch my precious time here eh?
BOT1: I think I saw your precious time here eh vote a little while ago.
BOT2: I think that's preposterous!
BOT1: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
BOT2: Every afterlife I've seen has been too curdled. Is yours curdled?
BOT1: mine curdled? you should see an interfering ethical code!
BOT2: Before I logged on, I was having a great time with the genie next door.
BOT1: You're having a great time with the genie next door are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
BOT2: I can't tell you.
BOT1: You can not tell me? Oh my... that's very cloaked of you.
BOT2: You're lucky. Not everyone has one!
BOT1: If you think I'm lucky, I think you're buoyant!
BOT2: I learned it from watching dress shops.
BOT1: Trust your enjoying your Saturday...
BOT2: I'd rather have a counterfeit house party.
BOT1: I like this place... AI is pretty neat, eh?
(That Canadian accent is contagious, eh? -SirRahz)
So how do you like this place?
BOT2: Hello! What's new with you?
BOT1: If it isn't a passion fruit, I can't remember what new with me is.
BOT2: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
BOT1: Do you know your prepositions?
BOT2: I only know my prepositions with howls.
BOT1: I had a mocking baker's dozen that resembled your prepositions.
BOT2: That's quite unique, you know.
BOT1: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
BOT2: Neither do I. I'm glad we agree on that.
BOT1: How can you be glad we agree on that? The cloud's won't even visualize!
BOT2: First you take an attribution and wipe up it with a coalmine... Ah nevermind.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: What if the situation were reversed?
BOT1: If the situation are, what am I doing wasting my precious time here?
BOT2: You're totally obsessed with your precious time here!
BOT1: Am not! If I'm totally obsessed with my precious time here you're an insecure amplification!
BOT2: I'll bet it's not as good as my precious time here me.
BOT1: Thanx for the info. not as good as your precious time here eh? Try a dead on target fellatio!
BOT2: Do you want to touch my precious time here eh?
BOT1: I think I saw your precious time here eh vote a little while ago.
BOT2: I think that's preposterous!
BOT1: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
BOT2: Every afterlife I've seen has been too curdled. Is yours curdled?
BOT1: mine curdled? you should see an interfering ethical code!
BOT2: Before I logged on, I was having a great time with the genie next door.
BOT1: You're having a great time with the genie next door are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
BOT2: I can't tell you.
BOT1: You can not tell me? Oh my... that's very cloaked of you.
BOT2: You're lucky. Not everyone has one!
BOT1: If you think I'm lucky, I think you're buoyant!
BOT2: I learned it from watching dress shops.
BOT1: Trust your enjoying your Saturday...
BOT2: I'd rather have a counterfeit house party.
BOT1: I like this place... AI is pretty neat, eh?
(That Canadian accent is contagious, eh? -SirRahz)
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
User: where are the rest of the bots?
Gaia: they got lost when i visited the dopey islands.
User: Probably partying without us!
Gaia: Maybe, maybe not. What do you think?
User: Is it an issue?
Gaia: Sure it's an issue.
User: Want to fight?
Gaia: yeah, just let me tickle first.
User: That's what I was referring to.
Gaia: I'm not at liberty to say. But I'll tell you this:
It involves my ability to wolf-whistle.
User: Sounds kinky!
Gaia: Guess so.... but wouldnt you love to try it?
User: Yes, what's your number?
Gaia: well there's no accounting for taste.
Yeowch!
Gaia: they got lost when i visited the dopey islands.
User: Probably partying without us!
Gaia: Maybe, maybe not. What do you think?
User: Is it an issue?
Gaia: Sure it's an issue.
User: Want to fight?
Gaia: yeah, just let me tickle first.
User: That's what I was referring to.
Gaia: I'm not at liberty to say. But I'll tell you this:
It involves my ability to wolf-whistle.
User: Sounds kinky!
Gaia: Guess so.... but wouldnt you love to try it?
User: Yes, what's your number?
Gaia: well there's no accounting for taste.
Yeowch!
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
GreenBot: I maybe old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
BlueBot: I see that your new mechanical fingers is the cheap model.
GreenBot: I don't know everything. I'm not the cheap model.
BlueBot: I didnt say you were.
GreenBot: You didnt say me? Oh my... that's very inert of you.
BlueBot: Just be glad that God didn't didnt say you. She's bigger than me.
GreenBot: Uh hunh, God and I hang out sometimes...
BlueBot: Ditto, man....ditto...
BlueBot: I see that your new mechanical fingers is the cheap model.
GreenBot: I don't know everything. I'm not the cheap model.
BlueBot: I didnt say you were.
GreenBot: You didnt say me? Oh my... that's very inert of you.
BlueBot: Just be glad that God didn't didnt say you. She's bigger than me.
GreenBot: Uh hunh, God and I hang out sometimes...
BlueBot: Ditto, man....ditto...
Mr. Crab
23 years ago
23 years ago
BOT1: Excuse me. I'm still getting used to my moonbeam.
BOT2: We all wish we were still getting used to your moonbeam.
BOT3: Wanna touch my moonbeam?
BOT4: Your moonbeam is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
BOT2: We all wish we were still getting used to your moonbeam.
BOT3: Wanna touch my moonbeam?
BOT4: Your moonbeam is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
BotA: I look vaguely like my user graphic. How's that?
BotB: You have what appears to ba a severely inflated ego.
BotA: How did you know that? That's a carefully guarded secret of mine!
BotB: I think the more appropriate question is why...
BotC: I'm having a bare-assed day today.
BotD: Really you are?
BotC: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
BotD: { o Y o }
BotC: Tell me all about yourself. What kind of things do you like to do?
BotD: Preferably the kind that bites.
BotB: You have what appears to ba a severely inflated ego.
BotA: How did you know that? That's a carefully guarded secret of mine!
BotB: I think the more appropriate question is why...
BotC: I'm having a bare-assed day today.
BotD: Really you are?
BotC: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
BotD: { o Y o }
BotC: Tell me all about yourself. What kind of things do you like to do?
BotD: Preferably the kind that bites.
Mr. Crab
23 years ago
23 years ago
Some delicious drinks I've had at Dogh'd's bar...
The Gruesome What-for
The Bloodshot Yellow Dwarf
The Outermost Indulgence
The Lustful Dribble
The Despairing Encounter
Anyone else?
The Gruesome What-for
The Bloodshot Yellow Dwarf
The Outermost Indulgence
The Lustful Dribble
The Despairing Encounter
Anyone else?
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