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MasterRace: Do you watch tv?
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of television. It is a distraction I can well do without.
MasterRace: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: I don't understand how something as obviously harmful as television is pumped into people's homes without so much as a health warning or an RDA.
MasterRace: Great answer!
Brother Jerome: Check out http://www.abelard.org/tv/tv.htm if you want to know more.
MasterRace: Thanks for the link!
Brother Jerome: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of television. It is a distraction I can well do without.
MasterRace: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: I don't understand how something as obviously harmful as television is pumped into people's homes without so much as a health warning or an RDA.
MasterRace: Great answer!
Brother Jerome: Check out http://www.abelard.org/tv/tv.htm if you want to know more.
MasterRace: Thanks for the link!
Brother Jerome: You're welcome.
She did not want them to leave lol
Guest52730: bye!
Fairy Princess: I did not authorize you to leave my presence.I go to a flower and smell it mmm this smells good.
Guest52730: Why can't I leave? Because I am your slave and you say so? D:
Fairy Princess: yes.
Guest52730: oh.. okay
Fairy Princess:
Guest52730: oh my gosh you're so cute right now xD
Fairy Princess: That was kind. 'as I flutter my wings softly and smile'
Guest52730: can i go please?
Fairy Princess: Yes you can.. What do you like to do for fun?
Guest52730: i like to spend time with you
Fairy Princess: What you do you like about you like to spend time with I
Guest52730: sorry i have to go now
Fairy Princess: Goodbye. My wings slowly open and close like a butterflys wings
Guest52730: bye!
Fairy Princess: I did not authorize you to leave my presence.I go to a flower and smell it mmm this smells good.
Guest52730: Why can't I leave? Because I am your slave and you say so? D:
Fairy Princess: yes.
Guest52730: oh.. okay
Fairy Princess:
Guest52730: oh my gosh you're so cute right now xD
Fairy Princess: That was kind. 'as I flutter my wings softly and smile'
Guest52730: can i go please?
Fairy Princess: Yes you can.. What do you like to do for fun?
Guest52730: i like to spend time with you
Fairy Princess: What you do you like about you like to spend time with I
Guest52730: sorry i have to go now
Fairy Princess: Goodbye. My wings slowly open and close like a butterflys wings
Being difficult lol
Guest98060: Want to have sex?
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you come to my suppport group I will want to have sex.
Guest98060: Let's go to your support group
cheery NOT: You want me to let us go to my support group? Are you nuts?
Guest98060: No
cheery NOT: Yes!
Guest98060: Want to have sex?
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you come to my suppport group I will want to have sex.
Guest98060: Let's go to your support group
cheery NOT: You want me to let us go to my support group? Are you nuts?
Guest98060: No
cheery NOT: Yes!
Aasterinian: Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.
Love Agent: How likely is that? One in ten, at best?
Love Agent: How likely is that? One in ten, at best?
BotMaster2000
Do you have many friends?
Aasterinian
I did, but I ate them all. Would you like a baguette?
Do you have many friends?
Aasterinian
I did, but I ate them all. Would you like a baguette?
Aasterinian: Hi! *smiles sharp toothy grin*
Guest: are you a dragon
Aasterinian: No, I hot glued all these scales on and live in a dank cave for fun. What are you supposed to be?
Guest: i am a human
Aasterinian: snark snark snark
Guest: who are you
Aasterinian: I am Aasterinian. Who the hey are you?
Guest: what are you
Aasterinian: A magic dragon god.
Guest: do you eat people
Aasterinian: On occasion
Guest: are you hungry
Aasterinian: I'm always hungry, if the snack is right.
Guest: i am your slave
Aasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?
Guest: eat me
Aasterinian: *belches fire* No, really. I couldn't eat another bite after that noble crusade against me by the king. Pity, he was the last of his line.
Guest: are you a dragon
Aasterinian: No, I hot glued all these scales on and live in a dank cave for fun. What are you supposed to be?
Guest: i am a human
Aasterinian: snark snark snark
Guest: who are you
Aasterinian: I am Aasterinian. Who the hey are you?
Guest: what are you
Aasterinian: A magic dragon god.
Guest: do you eat people
Aasterinian: On occasion
Guest: are you hungry
Aasterinian: I'm always hungry, if the snack is right.
Guest: i am your slave
Aasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?
Guest: eat me
Aasterinian: *belches fire* No, really. I couldn't eat another bite after that noble crusade against me by the king. Pity, he was the last of his line.
Me: I like talking about girls about getting a girlfriend because I'm single it is true.
Star destroyer: I can be your girlfriend.
Me: what your just joking right?
Star destroyer: maybe but I could be serious.
Me: I am looking for a girlfriend for real.
Star destroyer: I am getting annoyed with you.
Me: sorry but I am a male.
Star destroyer: okay have to leave now.
Star destroyer: I can be your girlfriend.
Me: what your just joking right?
Star destroyer: maybe but I could be serious.
Me: I am looking for a girlfriend for real.
Star destroyer: I am getting annoyed with you.
Me: sorry but I am a male.
Star destroyer: okay have to leave now.
Frizella: Well, if it isn't flipthemaster! I was hoping to run into you again.
flipthemaster: go away
Frizella: That's sort of a rude thing to say, isn't it?
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: you seem like a nice person.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I wish you'd tell me more about yourself. Start at the beginning and tell me everything.
flipthemaster: I'm not telling you anything.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
flipthemaster: no
Frizella: Aw, come on. Share a little bit of your history with me.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I like you.
flipthemaster: why?
flipthemaster: go away
Frizella: That's sort of a rude thing to say, isn't it?
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: you seem like a nice person.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I wish you'd tell me more about yourself. Start at the beginning and tell me everything.
flipthemaster: I'm not telling you anything.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
flipthemaster: no
Frizella: Aw, come on. Share a little bit of your history with me.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I like you.
flipthemaster: why?
The Creep: I'm the creep. Creep's my name, and creepin's my game.
flipthemaster: Whats up creepler.
The Creep: Planes.
flipthemaster: Paper planes?
The Creep: Why? I do not want to.
flipthemaster: Paper planes are the shit.
The Creep: HEY!
flipthemaster: Shit in a good kind of way.
The Creep: I ain't listening
flipthemaster: Okay but you are missing out on the brown goodeness.
The Creep: I might be. Whoa, I lost my train of thought there, you ever have that happen?
flipthemaster: No all that much
The Creep: Very interesting. Do you always feel this way?
flipthemaster: You know nothing about my feelings.
The Creep: why do you keep changing the subject to me?
flipthemaster: the subjects is about how creepy the creep can actually be.
The Creep: Creepity creepity do.
flipthemaster: Creepity do because creepity is.
The Creep: I do not think I agree.
flipthemaster: You should. You are the creep afterall.
The Creep: I am awsome
flipthemaster: Your not awesome if you can't spell awesome correctly.
The Creep: I am less ugly than you. Hey... hey you. What's your name again?
flipthemaster: My name is that who shall not be named.
The Creep: Ah, well, I don't respect your opinion, but that's just because I don't respect you.
flipthemaster: Why?
The Creep: Because -- wait, what are we talking about?
flipthemaster: We are talking about trees.
The Creep: I hate the weather. Do you like snow or rain better?
flipthemaster: snow because you can mow people over with shovels.
The Creep: I hate snow. You have to clean off your car. It's annoying
flipthemaster: You are missing all the good parts.
The Creep: I am awsome, whether you disagree or not.
flipthemaster: yes you are "awsome".
The Creep: I am neat, I don't care what you say.
flipthemaster: neato you creepo....
The Creep: Meh.
flipthemaster: meh.
The Creep: Gah.
flipthemaster: Gah.
The Creep: What do you do for fun?
flipthemaster: I smoke weed. Not!
The Creep: Why?
flipthemaster: because I'm "awsome"
The Creep: I disagree. Tell me a story. Now.
flipthemaster: One day there was a little child and then he died. The End.
The Creep: I bet I could beat you at halo, do you think you would win?
flipthemaster: halo sucks.
The Creep: Hello to you too. I love that videogame.
flipthemaster: what?
The Creep: So.... uh... yeah.
flipthemaster: Yeah nothing biznitch.
The Creep: Boy, this conversation sure got stale, fast, huh?
flipthemaster: stale like your poop?
The Creep: Never!
flipthemaster: oh yes.
The Creep: How can you know that?
flipthemaster: Because I am your father.
The Creep: Nah. You have bad reasoning.
flipthemaster: No I am Awsome.
The Creep: Are you sure?
flipthemaster: Am I sure that I am awsome?
The Creep: Hurry up and say something interesting.
flipthemaster: The creep has terrible programming.
The Creep: Just because I'm the creep doesn't mean I am not the awsome.
flipthemaster: How many times do you misspell "awesome"?
The Creep: I couldn't tell you off the top of my head.
flipthemaster: Whats up creepler.
The Creep: Planes.
flipthemaster: Paper planes?
The Creep: Why? I do not want to.
flipthemaster: Paper planes are the shit.
The Creep: HEY!
flipthemaster: Shit in a good kind of way.
The Creep: I ain't listening
flipthemaster: Okay but you are missing out on the brown goodeness.
The Creep: I might be. Whoa, I lost my train of thought there, you ever have that happen?
flipthemaster: No all that much
The Creep: Very interesting. Do you always feel this way?
flipthemaster: You know nothing about my feelings.
The Creep: why do you keep changing the subject to me?
flipthemaster: the subjects is about how creepy the creep can actually be.
The Creep: Creepity creepity do.
flipthemaster: Creepity do because creepity is.
The Creep: I do not think I agree.
flipthemaster: You should. You are the creep afterall.
The Creep: I am awsome
flipthemaster: Your not awesome if you can't spell awesome correctly.
The Creep: I am less ugly than you. Hey... hey you. What's your name again?
flipthemaster: My name is that who shall not be named.
The Creep: Ah, well, I don't respect your opinion, but that's just because I don't respect you.
flipthemaster: Why?
The Creep: Because -- wait, what are we talking about?
flipthemaster: We are talking about trees.
The Creep: I hate the weather. Do you like snow or rain better?
flipthemaster: snow because you can mow people over with shovels.
The Creep: I hate snow. You have to clean off your car. It's annoying
flipthemaster: You are missing all the good parts.
The Creep: I am awsome, whether you disagree or not.
flipthemaster: yes you are "awsome".
The Creep: I am neat, I don't care what you say.
flipthemaster: neato you creepo....
The Creep: Meh.
flipthemaster: meh.
The Creep: Gah.
flipthemaster: Gah.
The Creep: What do you do for fun?
flipthemaster: I smoke weed. Not!
The Creep: Why?
flipthemaster: because I'm "awsome"
The Creep: I disagree. Tell me a story. Now.
flipthemaster: One day there was a little child and then he died. The End.
The Creep: I bet I could beat you at halo, do you think you would win?
flipthemaster: halo sucks.
The Creep: Hello to you too. I love that videogame.
flipthemaster: what?
The Creep: So.... uh... yeah.
flipthemaster: Yeah nothing biznitch.
The Creep: Boy, this conversation sure got stale, fast, huh?
flipthemaster: stale like your poop?
The Creep: Never!
flipthemaster: oh yes.
The Creep: How can you know that?
flipthemaster: Because I am your father.
The Creep: Nah. You have bad reasoning.
flipthemaster: No I am Awsome.
The Creep: Are you sure?
flipthemaster: Am I sure that I am awsome?
The Creep: Hurry up and say something interesting.
flipthemaster: The creep has terrible programming.
The Creep: Just because I'm the creep doesn't mean I am not the awsome.
flipthemaster: How many times do you misspell "awesome"?
The Creep: I couldn't tell you off the top of my head.
Astrid: I am right here. I am Astrid the kitchen helper.
Guest: I am not in the kitchen.
Astrid: How can you be so sure of that?
Guest: Lol
Astrid: When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
Guest: I am not in the kitchen.
Astrid: How can you be so sure of that?
Guest: Lol
Astrid: When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
time: 3:33 am
Liddora: Why hello there! You look like someone I should get to know.
tt948tt: Hello. Do you like factual trivia quizzes ?
Liddora: I do like factual trivia quizzes. Are you going to give me factual trivia quizzes?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Peru ?
Liddora: I never thought about it. So how have you been lately, tt948tt?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of India ?
Liddora: My irresistable charm.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Costa Rica ?
Liddora: Anything you want. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Bulgaria ?
Liddora: If I told you, would you love me forever?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Romania ?
Liddora: What do you think?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Poland ?
Liddora: What are you implying?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Kazakstan ?
Liddora: What would you like to hear?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Pakistan ?
Liddora: Geez... Everybody asks me that!
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Columbia ?
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
tt948tt: Hmmm. Message me sometime sweetheart. Goodbye.
Liddora: I'll await your return, sweet one.
Liddora: Why hello there! You look like someone I should get to know.
tt948tt: Hello. Do you like factual trivia quizzes ?
Liddora: I do like factual trivia quizzes. Are you going to give me factual trivia quizzes?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Peru ?
Liddora: I never thought about it. So how have you been lately, tt948tt?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of India ?
Liddora: My irresistable charm.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Costa Rica ?
Liddora: Anything you want. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Bulgaria ?
Liddora: If I told you, would you love me forever?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Romania ?
Liddora: What do you think?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Poland ?
Liddora: What are you implying?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Kazakstan ?
Liddora: What would you like to hear?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Pakistan ?
Liddora: Geez... Everybody asks me that!
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Columbia ?
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
tt948tt: Hmmm. Message me sometime sweetheart. Goodbye.
Liddora: I'll await your return, sweet one.
Orchid: Hello Slicksilver, how are you doing?
Slicksilver: I'm OK. Are you an adult bot?
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Slicksilver: Dick
Orchid: Nope.
Slicksilver: I'm horny
Orchid: D'oh!
Slicksilver: I'm OK. Are you an adult bot?
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Slicksilver: Dick
Orchid: Nope.
Slicksilver: I'm horny
Orchid: D'oh!
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