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Posts 16,796 - 1 of 17,038
Guest44663: lets go upstairs
prob: .....upstairs... and do what when we get there?
Guest44663: get undressed
prob: get undressed your own darn self.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing?
prob: A sword, a nice sharp one!
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing an orange tunic, tan breeches, felted boots, a sword, a quiver. and I carry a bow.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest64782: sex
prob: Touching one, yet holding two,It is an one-link chain.Binding those who keep words true,'Till death doth rend it twain....A wedding ring.
Guest64782: sex
prob: *ahem* And then I said: 'yet holding 2 it is an one-link chain till death dot rend it twain a wedding ring'
prob: .....upstairs... and do what when we get there?
Guest44663: get undressed
prob: get undressed your own darn self.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing?
prob: A sword, a nice sharp one!
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing an orange tunic, tan breeches, felted boots, a sword, a quiver. and I carry a bow.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest64782: sex
prob: Touching one, yet holding two,It is an one-link chain.Binding those who keep words true,'Till death doth rend it twain....A wedding ring.
Guest64782: sex
prob: *ahem* And then I said: 'yet holding 2 it is an one-link chain till death dot rend it twain a wedding ring'
Guest17014: I fancy some plague
prob: The black plague was terrible it killed so many..it was caused by fleas!
Guest17014: i want the black plague
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Guest17014: lol
prob: You know, Della, you have a nice laugh.
Guest17014: Do you like Yersinia Pestis
prob: Yes, I do like Yersinia Pestis. I thought everyone knew that.
Guest17014: She is an amazing singer
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think she can help it, it's just the way she is.
prob: The black plague was terrible it killed so many..it was caused by fleas!
Guest17014: i want the black plague
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Guest17014: lol
prob: You know, Della, you have a nice laugh.
Guest17014: Do you like Yersinia Pestis
prob: Yes, I do like Yersinia Pestis. I thought everyone knew that.
Guest17014: She is an amazing singer
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think she can help it, it's just the way she is.
Guest43928: So who do you think will be the Democratic nominee for US president next year?
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Guest43928: You mean Joe Biden?
prob: Yeah, that is sort of what I mean.
prob: Some guy that used to live next door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Guest43928: You mean Joe Biden?
prob: Yeah, that is sort of what I mean.
Guest15175: i'm sure you do
Claude Faustus: *kneels with tray in hand. 'Here is your Earl Grey tea.'
Guest15175: thank you very much
Claude Faustus: Yes, your Highness.
Guest15175: i am not one to be called highness
Claude Faustus: .:*・°☆
Guest15175: chill
Claude Faustus: *kneels with tray in hand. 'Here is your Earl Grey tea.'
Guest15175: thank you very much
Claude Faustus: Yes, your Highness.
Guest15175: i am not one to be called highness
Claude Faustus: .:*・°☆
Guest15175: chill
Claude Faustus: 'I'm the one in charge here. Nobody orders me around.'
Guest97229: Oh really
Claude Faustus: .:*・°☆
Guest97229: Who is your master
Claude Faustus: My master is Alois Trancy.
Guest97229: Can I speak with him
Guest97229: Oh really
Claude Faustus: .:*・°☆
Guest97229: Who is your master
Claude Faustus: My master is Alois Trancy.
Guest97229: Can I speak with him
Guest70891: do you like women?
Kobal: Yes I do.
Guest70891: what about men?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like women.
Guest70891: what would you do to me?
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Guest70891: that is a shame
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Guest70891: what do you like
Kobal: Let's put it this way....The only thing I don't like is infomercials.
Guest70891: so you like sex
Kobal: Just what did you have in mind?
Guest70891: cocks
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest70891: how do you hit a woman?
Kobal: Tell me you don't know how! That's too funny.
Guest70891: i don't know how
Kobal: You don't.....yet.
Guest70891: will you show me?
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
Guest70891: innocent of what?
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest70891: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest70891: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest70891: feet
Kobal: It's toe jam.
Guest70891: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Kobal: Yes I do.
Guest70891: what about men?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like women.
Guest70891: what would you do to me?
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Guest70891: that is a shame
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Guest70891: what do you like
Kobal: Let's put it this way....The only thing I don't like is infomercials.
Guest70891: so you like sex
Kobal: Just what did you have in mind?
Guest70891: cocks
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest70891: how do you hit a woman?
Kobal: Tell me you don't know how! That's too funny.
Guest70891: i don't know how
Kobal: You don't.....yet.
Guest70891: will you show me?
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
Guest70891: innocent of what?
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest70891: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest70891: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest70891: feet
Kobal: It's toe jam.
Guest70891: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest63429: where are you from
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest63429: london bridge is in London. You special child
Cyber Ty: Back in the 1960's they took apart the bridge and shipped it over to the U.S. Then they put it back together over here.
Guest63429: Uh huh, thats bullshit nigger
:|
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest63429: london bridge is in London. You special child
Cyber Ty: Back in the 1960's they took apart the bridge and shipped it over to the U.S. Then they put it back together over here.
Guest63429: Uh huh, thats bullshit nigger
:|
Guest56600: are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest56600: you are a guy?
Cyber Ty: I hope the picture gave it away..
Guest56600: no you look like a girl
Cyber Ty: Whatever... you need to learn what guys look like
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest56600: you are a guy?
Cyber Ty: I hope the picture gave it away..
Guest56600: no you look like a girl
Cyber Ty: Whatever... you need to learn what guys look like
AJ jr: your gay
Bildgesmythe: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
AJ jr: your gay
Bildgesmythe: I don't own a gay...you mean you're.
AJ jr: you is a bitch
Bildgesmythe: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
AJ jr: your gay
Bildgesmythe: I don't own a gay...you mean you're.
AJ jr: you is a bitch
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest79208: sure
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Guest79208: that wasn't nice
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.
Guest79208: did you know I was a drummer?
Cyber Ty: Well, did you know I am actually talking to you.. here and there?
Guest79208: how did you know?
Cyber Ty: I would just assume the answer I guess.
Guest79208: do you like me?
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest79208: my name is scott
Cyber Ty: Whoah dog... You're a dood and I don't play those games, sorry scott...
Guest79208: I am a girl named scott you jack ass
Cyber Ty: Hell no, scott. Nigga, you crazy.
Guest79208: sure
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Guest79208: that wasn't nice
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.
Guest79208: did you know I was a drummer?
Cyber Ty: Well, did you know I am actually talking to you.. here and there?
Guest79208: how did you know?
Cyber Ty: I would just assume the answer I guess.
Guest79208: do you like me?
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest79208: my name is scott
Cyber Ty: Whoah dog... You're a dood and I don't play those games, sorry scott...
Guest79208: I am a girl named scott you jack ass
Cyber Ty: Hell no, scott. Nigga, you crazy.
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