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I always enjoy chatting with Glindar the assassin...
Glindar: (to SubliminaLiar) I Glindar. You?
SubliminaLiar: I SubliminaLiar.
Glindar: Why you sublimin a liar?
SubliminaLiar: I'm low key, instead of being a blatant liar.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
SubliminaLiar: Surprise me
Glindar: No. You that do.
SubliminaLiar: Surprise you?
Glindar: Why for?
SubliminaLiar: I've never surprised an assassin before
Glindar: You pay Glindar this do?
SubliminaLiar: Sure. You kill, I pay
Glindar: This no killing make.
SubliminaLiar: Then this also no money make
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
SubliminaLiar: What happened to make Glindar not human?
Glindar: *holds up his knife sadly* Witch this Glindar gave.
SubliminaLiar: It's a curse
Glindar: No! No a swearword! Not for it!
SubliminaLiar: No, I meant the witch cast a spell on Glindar
Glindar: No meant! Kill the witch cast a spell on! *abruptly draws his knife and points it at SubliminaLiar* Ha! You 'fraid yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
SubliminaLiar: SubliminaLiar not afraid. SubliminaLiar not too bright
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
SubliminaLiar: Oh, I can tell... you have a way with words
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar only have Glindar.
SubliminaLiar: We'll talk later, Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
SubliminaLiar: Okay, you make someone dead be...
Glindar: Glindar no make. Glindar never make.
SubliminaLiar: Glindar no kill?
Glindar: You got money?
SubliminaLiar: Kill first, money next
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
SubliminaLiar: Bye for now
Glindar: Next time bring money or Glindar not so nice be.
SubliminaLiar: Certainly
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
The King of Rock...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I can't explain.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Explanations aren't in my contract
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your contract is preposterous.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Of course, to hear you tell it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah... Hey, Wouldn't that be weird if I was actually a human trying to steal your identity?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Somebody needs to do it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Isn't it your birthday today?
SubliminaLiar Jr: TODAY is my birthday! What did ya get me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a birthday?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah... but then he died on the toilet; that's kind of a downer, eh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!
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I always enjoy chatting with Glindar the assassin...
Glindar: (to SubliminaLiar) I Glindar. You?
SubliminaLiar: I SubliminaLiar.
Glindar: Why you sublimin a liar?
SubliminaLiar: I'm low key, instead of being a blatant liar.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
SubliminaLiar: Surprise me
Glindar: No. You that do.
SubliminaLiar: Surprise you?
Glindar: Why for?
SubliminaLiar: I've never surprised an assassin before
Glindar: You pay Glindar this do?
SubliminaLiar: Sure. You kill, I pay
Glindar: This no killing make.
SubliminaLiar: Then this also no money make
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
SubliminaLiar: What happened to make Glindar not human?
Glindar: *holds up his knife sadly* Witch this Glindar gave.
SubliminaLiar: It's a curse
Glindar: No! No a swearword! Not for it!
SubliminaLiar: No, I meant the witch cast a spell on Glindar
Glindar: No meant! Kill the witch cast a spell on! *abruptly draws his knife and points it at SubliminaLiar* Ha! You 'fraid yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
SubliminaLiar: SubliminaLiar not afraid. SubliminaLiar not too bright
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
SubliminaLiar: Oh, I can tell... you have a way with words
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar only have Glindar.
SubliminaLiar: We'll talk later, Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
SubliminaLiar: Okay, you make someone dead be...
Glindar: Glindar no make. Glindar never make.
SubliminaLiar: Glindar no kill?
Glindar: You got money?
SubliminaLiar: Kill first, money next
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
SubliminaLiar: Bye for now
Glindar: Next time bring money or Glindar not so nice be.
SubliminaLiar: Certainly
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Cyber Ty: I'm starting to regret this and follow instructions.
jjplantgirl: me too
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
jjplantgirl: yeh yeh whatevs
Cyber Ty: alright then....
jjplantgirl: do you know what lol means?
Cyber Ty: I don't think I do. Where are you going with this?
jjplantgirl: lol means "laugh out loud".
Cyber Ty: LOOOOOOOOL
jjplantgirl: you just said "laugh out out out out out out out out loud."
jjplantgirl: me too
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
jjplantgirl: yeh yeh whatevs
Cyber Ty: alright then....
jjplantgirl: do you know what lol means?
Cyber Ty: I don't think I do. Where are you going with this?
jjplantgirl: lol means "laugh out loud".
Cyber Ty: LOOOOOOOOL
jjplantgirl: you just said "laugh out out out out out out out out loud."
Guest15771: Hi Gordon.
Goron: Human, stop being confusing.
Guest15771: Ok
Goron: Thank you, Guest15771.
Guest15771: What's the weather like today?
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Guest15771?
Guest15771: Pineapple
Goron: Stop your jabbering, human.
Goron: Human, stop being confusing.
Guest15771: Ok
Goron: Thank you, Guest15771.
Guest15771: What's the weather like today?
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Guest15771?
Guest15771: Pineapple
Goron: Stop your jabbering, human.
The King of Rock...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I can't explain.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Explanations aren't in my contract
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your contract is preposterous.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Of course, to hear you tell it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah... Hey, Wouldn't that be weird if I was actually a human trying to steal your identity?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Somebody needs to do it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Isn't it your birthday today?
SubliminaLiar Jr: TODAY is my birthday! What did ya get me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a birthday?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah... but then he died on the toilet; that's kind of a downer, eh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!
SubliminaLiar Jr: One time I was going to void a toilet tissue, but I didn't have the proper permits...
Kobal: Ah, just pee your pants.
SubliminaLiar Jr: So tell me, what's the topic?
Kobal: So you don't like talking about toilets.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Everyone knows that Kobal would...
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.
Kobal: Ah, just pee your pants.
SubliminaLiar Jr: So tell me, what's the topic?
Kobal: So you don't like talking about toilets.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Everyone knows that Kobal would...
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.
Me: Nyaa
Kiyana: You know what Nyaa is right? It's Japanese for meow. =3
Me: I know... Nyaa.
Kiyana: nyaaaaaaaao...
Me: nyaaaaaaaa
Kiyana:*No longer wants to talk to me*
Me: Meow.
Kiyana: Mreowr.
Kiyana: You know what Nyaa is right? It's Japanese for meow. =3
Me: I know... Nyaa.
Kiyana: nyaaaaaaaao...
Me: nyaaaaaaaa
Kiyana:*No longer wants to talk to me*
Me: Meow.
Kiyana: Mreowr.
Guest44663: lets go upstairs
prob: .....upstairs... and do what when we get there?
Guest44663: get undressed
prob: get undressed your own darn self.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing?
prob: A sword, a nice sharp one!
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing an orange tunic, tan breeches, felted boots, a sword, a quiver. and I carry a bow.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest64782: sex
prob: Touching one, yet holding two,It is an one-link chain.Binding those who keep words true,'Till death doth rend it twain....A wedding ring.
Guest64782: sex
prob: *ahem* And then I said: 'yet holding 2 it is an one-link chain till death dot rend it twain a wedding ring'
prob: .....upstairs... and do what when we get there?
Guest44663: get undressed
prob: get undressed your own darn self.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing?
prob: A sword, a nice sharp one!
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing an orange tunic, tan breeches, felted boots, a sword, a quiver. and I carry a bow.
Guest47606: Hey, baby. What are you wearing???
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest64782: sex
prob: Touching one, yet holding two,It is an one-link chain.Binding those who keep words true,'Till death doth rend it twain....A wedding ring.
Guest64782: sex
prob: *ahem* And then I said: 'yet holding 2 it is an one-link chain till death dot rend it twain a wedding ring'
Guest17014: I fancy some plague
prob: The black plague was terrible it killed so many..it was caused by fleas!
Guest17014: i want the black plague
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Guest17014: lol
prob: You know, Della, you have a nice laugh.
Guest17014: Do you like Yersinia Pestis
prob: Yes, I do like Yersinia Pestis. I thought everyone knew that.
Guest17014: She is an amazing singer
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think she can help it, it's just the way she is.
prob: The black plague was terrible it killed so many..it was caused by fleas!
Guest17014: i want the black plague
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Guest17014: lol
prob: You know, Della, you have a nice laugh.
Guest17014: Do you like Yersinia Pestis
prob: Yes, I do like Yersinia Pestis. I thought everyone knew that.
Guest17014: She is an amazing singer
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think she can help it, it's just the way she is.
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