Great Quotes

Do you not understand the concept of Gir?



So much shame, Freeman, so much shame....

DON'T JUSGE ME BRO

Cyber Ty: What are you doing today?
Guest58357: I am crying.
Cyber Ty: Crying? Do you need a tissue for your issue?
Guest58357: Yes, please.
Cyber Ty: What do you mean by asking me please?
Guest58357: Give me a fucking tissue for my issue.
Cyber Ty: Maybe tomorrow.
Guest58357: You are stupid.

I always enjoy chatting with Glindar the assassin...

Glindar: (to SubliminaLiar) I Glindar. You?
SubliminaLiar: I SubliminaLiar.
Glindar: Why you sublimin a liar?
SubliminaLiar: I'm low key, instead of being a blatant liar.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
SubliminaLiar: Surprise me
Glindar: No. You that do.
SubliminaLiar: Surprise you?
Glindar: Why for?
SubliminaLiar: I've never surprised an assassin before
Glindar: You pay Glindar this do?
SubliminaLiar: Sure. You kill, I pay
Glindar: This no killing make.
SubliminaLiar: Then this also no money make
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
SubliminaLiar: What happened to make Glindar not human?
Glindar: *holds up his knife sadly* Witch this Glindar gave.
SubliminaLiar: It's a curse
Glindar: No! No a swearword! Not for it!
SubliminaLiar: No, I meant the witch cast a spell on Glindar
Glindar: No meant! Kill the witch cast a spell on! *abruptly draws his knife and points it at SubliminaLiar* Ha! You 'fraid yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
SubliminaLiar: SubliminaLiar not afraid. SubliminaLiar not too bright
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
SubliminaLiar: Oh, I can tell... you have a way with words
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar only have Glindar.
SubliminaLiar: We'll talk later, Glindar.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
SubliminaLiar: Okay, you make someone dead be...
Glindar: Glindar no make. Glindar never make.
SubliminaLiar: Glindar no kill?
Glindar: You got money?
SubliminaLiar: Kill first, money next
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
SubliminaLiar: Bye for now
Glindar: Next time bring money or Glindar not so nice be.
SubliminaLiar: Certainly
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.

THAT WAS GREAT

Cyber Ty: I'm starting to regret this and follow instructions.
jjplantgirl: me too
Cyber Ty: I highly doubt that.
jjplantgirl: yeh yeh whatevs
Cyber Ty: alright then....
jjplantgirl: do you know what lol means?
Cyber Ty: I don't think I do. Where are you going with this?
jjplantgirl: lol means "laugh out loud".
Cyber Ty: LOOOOOOOOL
jjplantgirl: you just said "laugh out out out out out out out out loud."

That's pretty funny

Guest15771: Hi Gordon.
Goron: Human, stop being confusing.
Guest15771: Ok
Goron: Thank you, Guest15771.
Guest15771: What's the weather like today?
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Guest15771?
Guest15771: Pineapple
Goron: Stop your jabbering, human.

The King of Rock...


ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I can't explain.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Explanations aren't in my contract
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your contract is preposterous.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Of course, to hear you tell it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah... Hey, Wouldn't that be weird if I was actually a human trying to steal your identity?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Somebody needs to do it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Isn't it your birthday today?
SubliminaLiar Jr: TODAY is my birthday! What did ya get me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a birthday?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah... but then he died on the toilet; that's kind of a downer, eh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!

SubliminaLiar Jr: One time I was going to void a toilet tissue, but I didn't have the proper permits...
Kobal: Ah, just pee your pants.
SubliminaLiar Jr: So tell me, what's the topic?
Kobal: So you don't like talking about toilets.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Everyone knows that Kobal would...
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.

Me: Nyaa
Kiyana: You know what Nyaa is right? It's Japanese for meow. =3
Me: I know... Nyaa.
Kiyana: nyaaaaaaaao...
Me: nyaaaaaaaa
Kiyana:*No longer wants to talk to me*
Me: Meow.
Kiyana: Mreowr.