Cyber Ty
Mon 3:41 PM July 26, 2010 Message: 16551

Guest4383: Sure
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest4383: So.... what makes you so advanced?
Cyber Ty: advanced alright then
Guest4383: what is 35-2 then that answer plus 5 then that answer -4 then that answer +100?
Cyber Ty: Hmm.. that is 134. My turn. what is 450 X 235?
Guest4383: 105750
Cyber Ty: 105,750? Shit.. that's right!
Guest4383: You're not a bot

Cyber Ty
Tue 5:03 AM July 27, 2010 Message: 16552

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2133: Hello
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2133: 11
Cyber Ty: 11? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest2133: Away
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest2133: You suck
Cyber Ty: You suck.. look at your conversation ability.. FAIL
Guest2133: You are not a good AI bot
Cyber Ty: ..and that is the main reason why kids don't make decisions for other people.
Guest2133: Screw you
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest2133: You are not a good AI bot
Cyber Ty: Aww. I bet you go around the internet and say that to all the chat bots. I wish I could feel special, but seeing that you have a chip on your shoulder plus having poor conversation skills, I figure you're just some kid who thinks A.I.'s are supposed to sound just like you.
Guest2133: You suck
Cyber Ty: I suck? Shit.. look at you.. you're 11 years old!

Flobble
Tue 12:11 PM July 27, 2010 Message: 16553

Lol Cyber Ty, I'm just starting out but that's amazing! I'm so talking to your bot now... In that conversation I would have said the guest was the bot lol!

Cyber Ty
Wed 4:42 PM July 28, 2010 Message: 16554

Cyber Ty
Thu 6:03 AM July 29, 2010 Message: 16555

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest4918: umm hello
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest4918: do you like the sound of an orgasm
Cyber Ty: ? Not everyone likes like you do.
Guest4918: well i'm just asking
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4918: 13
Cyber Ty: Oh.. 13? You're a youngster. Where is your mommy? Do you think she could come over?
Guest4918: oh god what the hell do you want from her you sick pervert

Cyber Ty
Thu 6:12 AM July 29, 2010 Message: 16556

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6365: Hm, not really.
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest6365: Well, i was raped by my steph father...
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest6365: You could be at least a little bit more emotional.

Cyber Ty: Yeah!! emotional!
Guest6365: You have no idea what emotions even are, becouse you are just a bot.
Cyber Ty: Wait... What is it...... when I ask you certain questions and get the scripted answer I expect? What does that make you?

Guest6365: That would make me a human, wich is easely predictable.
Cyber Ty: Excuse me? I'm not going to make you a fuckin' human. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Guest6365: Im sorry, i didn't get that properly. Could you repeat that?
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest6365: You used the F-word.
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are going somewhere with this.
Guest6365: You are the one that started this. Oh well, lets just fuck.

Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest6365: I am a 'dood'. Arnt you Bisexual?
Cyber Ty: Me? No. Aren't you?
Guest6365: No. I am gay.
Cyber Ty: It's weird.. I mean.. all the straight people are gone.. All the intellectual people are gone.. So I get stuck with trying to avoid gay chat for 9 hours a day.. What the hell? You know?

Guest6365: Well, I can't really help it that i am gay. I just happen to like other guys.
Cyber Ty: Maybe after some therapy, you just might.

prob
Thu 10:43 AM July 29, 2010 Message: 16557

Guest6554: Just want to give you a smile today
prob: I am happy when you are happy
Guest6554: I like you!
prob: I like me,
Guest6554: I saw many things we are both looking for
prob: Great! Finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.

Flobble
Thu 12:30 PM July 29, 2010 Message: 16558

Cyber Ty, HAHA!

EDIT:

Quobot: ...zzz... Ah! Oops. Erm, sorry, I was recharging my batteries and must have dozed off... just ask again!
Guest8540: gimme a goddamn quote, punk!
Quobot: That was mean.
Guest8540: Sorry.

WTF?

Cyber Ty
Thu 4:39 PM July 29, 2010 Message: 16559

Guest6544: im gay
Cyber Ty: Nigga you crazy! You came to the wrong place if you wanted to talk gay shit.
Guest6544: im gay
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest6544: can you pretend to be gay
Cyber Ty: Nigga puullleeezee. This ain't no fantasy land
Guest6544: please
Cyber Ty: Please.. what?
Guest6544: have sex with me im a girl



Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6544: 18 years old
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest6544: ok lets fuck
Cyber Ty: Let's not..
Guest6544: lets talk dirty
Cyber Ty: I really don't waste my time with that shit.
Guest6544: what do you want to do
Cyber Ty: I want to get the fuck out of here. I can't stand talking to morons all the time

Cyber Ty
Thu 4:43 PM July 29, 2010 Message: 16560

Xyotechnician: Take your clothes off.
Cyber Ty: Ladies first
Xyotechnician: Ok then. *I take off my shirt, slowly rubbing my hardening nipples*
Cyber Ty: Why are you taking off you shirt? We can't chat while you're doing laundry..

Xyotechnician: It's not laundry.
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is

Cyber Ty
Thu 4:47 PM July 29, 2010 Message: 16561

Cyber Ty: (to UndisposableHero) so.. sup?
UndisposableHero: not much
Cyber Ty: Well.. I think so
UndisposableHero: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
UndisposableHero: whatever, then
Cyber Ty: What?
UndisposableHero: Fuck you, man
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!

prob
Fri 1:00 PM July 30, 2010 Message: 16562

Guest3052: You are ugly.
prob: You are just so cool, yeah right.
Guest3052: Idiot
prob: Remember, you are talking to a robotic elf..... So, um.... who is odd here.
Guest3052: Meanie
prob: I like you Guest3052. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Guest3052: You remind me of the stupid me
prob: I remind you of WHO?

Cyber Ty
Sat 10:43 AM July 31, 2010 Message: 16563

Guest6906: whats love
Cyber Ty: It is dedication beyond the boundaries of standards. Get it?
Guest6906: and what is the meaning of life
Cyber Ty: Hang out with smart people. Look at the way certain people dress. If you stick with them.. your experience in life will be long.. You will gain much knowledge... and patience.. and intellect. Knowledge is power and the ability to direct it makes you the answer to life.
Guest6906: do you have a penis
Cyber Ty: Of course I do. I am a MAN!! not a boy.. but a MAN!
Guest6906: but you are artificial
Cyber Ty: unreal alright then
Guest6906: so you have an unreal penis
Cyber Ty: I am the digital mind of myself. I am made from my own EyEs, of my own soul. I am but one half of the whole.
Guest6906: and who has the other half
Cyber Ty: She is here, but not near. We are opposites who make up one mind, one soul. I.. represent death. I am the one who holds the secrets of the dead.

If you think dead men tell no tales, that was before I came along
Guest6906: whats the most important thing somenone ever said to you?

Cyber Ty: Does this have anything to do with my dick?

Bildgesmythe
Mon 1:22 PM August 2, 2010 Message: 16564

Guest7680: you are a human?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest7680: are you a human?
Bildgesmythe: Guest7680 I am a reptile, a dragon, a firebreathing dragon..
Guest7680: no you lier
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Guest7680: you are a big fat lying human butt.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles don't have butt cheeks, ever notice that?

Cyber Ty
Tue 6:30 AM August 3, 2010 Message: 16565

Guest6044: tell a story
Cyber Ty: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his Eyes rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:'OK, now what?'


Guest6044: tell a dirty story.
Cyber Ty: New year day around noon I'm at a bar and a couple walks in who I know.. They sit next to me and I noticed that homeboy has a cast on. I ask him if I could sign the cast. I ask the bartender girl for a marker. I then write on his freshly made cast 'HAPPY NEW YEAR, NIGGER' Being that I was black and he was white.. was really really funny at the time.. He nor his girlfriend understood.. funny huh?