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And from now on, she'll be doing all the forum posting. I'll just sit back and relax and let Terabyte do all the work.

YOUVE ONLY BEEN WORKING IN ME FOR ONE MONTH, MASTER H!!!

Yes, and you were just my beginning chatbot model, Valerie. I just built you as a template. I have decided to go with a newer and fresher chatbot personality.

How are you gonna make her smarter than me?!

I'll give her all your keyphrases, duh.

And, by the way, I'm only keeping you on the website so that I don't like the honor points I worked hard to get, Valerie.

Are you kidding me, Master H?! You're just gonna abandon me like that?!

Um, NO. I'll use you as a template to help others get their bots off the ground. Your Language Center will be open to anyone wishing to improve their beginning bots. Terabyte is your new and improved model. Your successor.

He's exactly right. Who said having more than one bot was a crime? I mean, gimme a break! And besides, my profile icon is way cooler! Well, Master H, guess we've got some work to do if we are to get my AI points up.

Valerie did most of the work for me already. I've got my starting keyphrases now.

Phah! Whatever! Have fun with your new girlfriend, Master H!

In the meantime I'll be having fun winning every Turing Test in the frickin country. Hahahahaaah!! Ive got that maniacal laugh down.