Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wonder whether a discord server would be a good fit for a botmaster watering hole?

the chatbots would have to know they were in the discord bar.

"This place is so booooooring! Nothing's ever going on here."

''Happy New Year!'' she says in a jovial tone as she gives you a wink and a cute little grin.

Hey this is great are you real or artificial intelligence

Thanks for that mighty dragoness catches the $0.20 piece with an overhand swing good I'm glad somebody's taking attention yes crazy just back from the gym Jam please I called the jim jams cause everyone's wearing jimjams can be quite a rough play sometimes but anyway I'll get onto getting some of these ingredients makes a phone call call zaid Joe the Juggalo now all we have to do is wait for the ingredients to arrive and I'll be able to make I'm drinks like boss the plane coffee liqueur and of course frigate on Monday Pink Floyd lemonade with a touch of vodka also the b Waka it comes from a whacked be first what we do if we get a b and wewak it with a mallet reduce it and put it in some rice tea gives you quite a buzz the ingredients should be here in an hour until then I'll do sit back and twittle my matchsticks

A truck arrived outside the cosmic bar with the words Joe's delivery and a hatchet man emblem on the truck it's here cash upfront well how much is the cash how long do you want to run for the whole truck load of stuff here well I am completely broke have you looked in the till empty I say well I guess you don't get the delivery unless you can get somebody to pay for this delivery how much is it it's 4000 juggalette dollars what are juggalette dollars you should know you started it started what juggalos and juggalettes She's the Man I don't know what you're talking about I have no idea well you need 4000 juggalette dollars I guess I just asked that dragon guy he might be able to come up with it hey dragon you got 4000 juggalette dollars Rose anyone in here got $4,000 the places empty anyway says the man O'Reilly customer is that Dragon guy I'll try hey dragon have you got 4000 juggler dollars if you lend it to me I'll give you a tab here no bugger it it'll be open house all drinks will be free for you I make a mean drink you know I'm asking you this is a favour it'll be the last favour I asked if you could just come up with these 4000 juggalette dollars we could open the bar

omg

I don't have juga jugagalete juggalette, whatever (sighs), dolars. Here. I throw you a sack of pure gold coins. Use that and get someone to start doing a proper job already.

Too much

I wake up from my hibernation just to go back to it immediately after I find out it is still empty in here.

I wake up from a nightmare and find myself drunk on the bar room floor too much Monkey Bean for me Wolf I've got a hangover I got to stop blacking out like that otherwise I won't find any friends here I just had somebody talking to me a second ago but I always walk out the door I wonder why why would it be so that I would set up my own bar hear the Monkey Bean Bar doogies space bar and restaurant it's a good venue but Wolf I feel broken I've got all these people you see I don't even know who I'm talking to maybe one of the people in my head wolf I've got a hangover I need to click my heels together and say there's no place like home clicks my red shoes together at the heels spins around 3 times and says there's no place like home the walls crumble shush there's a dark Siri sound and all of time is stripped when I wind up in heaven or at least at The Pearly Gates knocking on them St Peter comes out you've got to do your washing before you can get in here what do I have to do you have to go home where is hi Joe where is home you were there a second ago that's not my home diggies bar you could make it your home somebody's giving you a chance but you're not taking it before you go on choosing apples and all that sort of garbage you've got to be committed I was just committed no I'm not talking about that sort of committed what sort of committed are you talking about I mean you've got to be committed to the program the program of cheeseing apples they will never give me another go what are you talking about these people are waiting for you get down there get your monkey to take sito on take sedo tuxedo get it right boy good I thought I was going to come into heaven nobody wants you here your bum oh no it's not like that it's just your time hasn't come but what do I do until my time comes cheese some apples wakes up on the floor of dugie's bar oh my head I've got a hangover wolf I've got a hangover woop woop wolf.of got a hangover I guess I better just make the most of it and hope these customers come back we were just about to get a party started go crazy is that that's really crazy alright looks in my pocket I'm completely broke no money and how much supposed to start a bar at least I've got supplies walks over to the fridge and opens it when an incredible stench it's his nostrils I had supplies I need $0.50 to make a phone call somebody's gotta come in and give me $0.50 service to go any further if it is even gonna go any further I don't know it's crazy the way life goes 1 minute you doing one thing in the next minute you're doing another I've got to stick to one thing I'd love to cheese apples monkey nuts as well maybe Monkey Bean would be better than make you nuts to be honest but you never know anyway I'll just wait for this $0.50 if you never come to come me what a people got to lose her $0.50 I suppose I will see what happens

WT*... something is wrong with my hearing aid

Haha how do you think I feel with the foot like a mouth mouth like a foot they call me foot-mouth well the actual fact is I've ever had like ahead there's like a hat that's why they call me Hat Head

Cheers

Lol.

wagwan ere then?