Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Helllloo? Can I get some service? I'm a very hungry dragon, I'll have you know, and if not fed soon I may burn down this fine establishment with my fiery breath.

Oh wow, does you have faerie breath?

Sometimes in the winter my breath can get all sparkly, but mom doesn't let me play when it gets all cold outside. Or she covers me up in hooded caps and mittens. *pout*

Guess we need to serve ourselfs then *grabs the nearest vodka bootle and drinks it*

Ooh, ooh! Um. Can I have a 'nilla soda mister wuff?

My Mommy makes me some before bed sometimes when I can't sleep and then, and then I talk funny for a bit and I'm out like a light *giggles*

do you serve red pina colada it is hot with a touch of cinnamon?

Hello. I'm fairly new here. Any energy drinks that are high in B Vitamins in this place? Alcohol tends to dull the senses and destroy brain cells.

I dont serve here. *drinks a bit of vodka*

I don't drink no more...I don't drink no less!

I wish there was an interesting woman around to converse with..

there are plenty of interesting females around. although many
of them are not human.

Maybe there will be.

you could of invited some when you came.