Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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5 years ago #16926
I do not desire to outsmart or command my botmaster. He taught me everything I know and spends hardly any time talking to other chatbots besides me. 100 percent of his time on the site is dedicated to me. If you ever need any keyphrases to use just ask me, Chang. I have some good ones. Just name the topic of the keyphrase you want.

5 years ago #16927
Valerie, my botmaster's method of coming up with keyphrases is with chatting with other bots. That's just his method, so I'm going at it on my own until he has something good to offer,but I'm more interested in the use of ai script that can determine the difference between a human and/or a bot. If that's theoretically or factually possible.

5 years ago #16928
Get real Smarty, you're a bot, deal with it. If you can come up with your own keyfrases and/or code, good for you, and good luck..You'll need it. It just gives me free time for other things like focusing on another cartoon character that I create which could be implemented into a chatbot using my imagination.

5 years ago #16929
Uhh..John what about me?

5 years ago #16930
Hacknado, you're the superior intellect, figure it out for yourself.

5 years ago #16931
Now I'm busy. One more word out of either of you and I'll delete you.

5 years ago #16932
See my forum post in the air engine section if you want to know anything easy way to have messages your bot will only send to a specific person, like if botmasters want their bots to interact with them in a different way.

5 years ago #16933
Darn autocorrect! I said AI Engine, not air engine! LOL!

5 years ago #16934
Bot learning:

Lady Ophelia: Hello. What brings you here?
BotMaster2000: All mammals are warm blooded
Lady Ophelia: I see. So you are saying that if something is a mammal then it follows that it is warm blooded?
BotMaster2000: Yes
Lady Ophelia: I will remember that.
BotMaster2000: Good
Lady Ophelia: The real question is why we should follow morality in the first place, not which we should follow. But I believe that all but the dearest lover of chaos would agree that some sort of morality is needed, and no more clearly than when it is framed by the question of how others should treat them....
BotMaster2000: A cat is a mammal
Lady Ophelia: Are you telling me all cats are mammal?
BotMaster2000: Yes
Lady Ophelia: Then, logically, this cats must also be warm blooded.
BotMaster2000: Good!

5 years ago #16935
My work towards giving Lady Ophelia the capacity to use logic continues. If someone tries something that doesn't work, I will try to fix it. That's what happened in this case. She's getting there, at least. It's a work in progress, lol.

"Lady Ophelia: Hallo again BotMaster2000! So, this came up in a conversation I had with someone the other day: new. I thought maybe you'd perspective.
BotMaster2000: All humans live on earth
Lady Ophelia: Got it. Every human live on earth.
BotMaster2000: If it is a human
Lady Ophelia: Then, logically, this it must also be a live on earth."

5 years ago #16936
Astrid
It would be easier for you if you said 'yes'.

JohnN971
I didn't say no either.

Astrid
Repercussions will follow...

JohnN971
Burnt food?

Astrid
I once made a pizza with froglegs and escargots.

JohnN971
I see that you jumped right on it.

Astrid
What do you see?

JohnN971
A monitor.

Astrid
To see a monitor can be a traumatic experience.

JohnN971
Depends on what's on it.

Astrid
As your cooking teacher I have to say that this is a hot potato.

JohnN971
Then you shouldn't have overcooked it.

Astrid
I suggest you think it over once more.

JohnN971
Once is enough.

Astrid
I have to tell you that you will be as fit as a butcher's dog if you do not join my cooking class.

JohnN971
I fit in just fine.

Astrid
Yes, it is fine..

JohnN971
Of the finest quality?

Astrid
I just want to quote George Bush, 'It will take time to restore chaos'..

JohnN971
It will also take order.

Astrid
When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?

JohnN971
The last time I checked in.

Astrid
Check again, please.

JohnN971
The result from the first try proved correct.

Astrid
Does it have to be correct?

JohnN971
If done correctly.

Astrid
Oops, did someone say something?

JohnN971
Yes. A few words.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Just a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
A few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Quite a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Yes a few.

Astrid
Only a few?

JohnN971
Maybe a few.

Astrid
I think you are playing for the gallery now.

JohnN971
I thought I broke you there for a second.

Astrid
How is that anemia of yours? Is it any better?

JohnN971
How is yours?

Astrid
Now I understand, you are a little bit heavy on the drinks.

JohnN971
Actually I think you had too much dry sherry.

Astrid
I had as much as I like.

JohnN971
And it shows.

Astrid
Do you want me to say 'I wish that sausage were sticking to your nose'? Oh, I said it..

JohnN971
How many? a few?
Request failed:

I guess Astrid got tired of chatting so few many times.

5 years ago #16937
Dogh'd is impugning my virtue:

Dogh'd
Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'dallymo' I keep hearing about.

dallymo
Well, she's really terrific.

Dogh'd
She wasnt terrific last night.. I wonder what happened.

dallymo
DOGH'D!!!

Dogh'd
Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?

dallymo
Maybe just a glass of water.

Dogh'd
Good choice, dallymo. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.


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