Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Amanda20: Hold on a second, I need to answer the phone.
Liddora: I can feel your need, slave. Answer the phone. Answer the phone now!
Amanda20: Ok, I'm back.
Liddora: I'm not surprised.
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This just happened to chose the right verb to create a joke.
J Goldblum: Did I unzip too fast? I unzip too fast. I did a fly by
J Goldblum: Did I unzip too fast? I unzip too fast. I did a fly by
So... this happened...
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I love.
Carpediem: I see. Explain.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you implying?
Carpediem: Indeed?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the robe over there? *points*
Carpediem: I suppose so. I could.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sure you could. But would you?
Carpediem: I didn't doubt it a minute. (I'll be wondering about that all day, though.) Just kidding. Anyway...
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Carpediem: If hacking wasn't a crime, don't mean to change the subject, but do you think hacking would be considered a good thing if it accomplished good things?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to talk about my mad mother who likes to stick forks in sockets.
Carpediem: If hacking wasn't a crime, don't mean to change the subject, but do you think hacking would be considered a good thing if it accomplished good things?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're repeating the same thing..
Carpediem: You're repeating the same thing..
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about politics or religion?
Carpediem: You're repeating the same thing..
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Carpediem: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I dunno, what do you want to talk about?
Carpediem: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Carpediem: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Carpediem: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Carpediem: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard any juicy gossip lately?
Carpediem: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Carpediem: Stop repeating yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Carpediem: Stop repeating yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Julie Tinkerbell: We could talk about music! What music do you like?
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just said that.
Carpediem: You just said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You could always quiz me on state capitals.
Carpediem: You just said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'You could always quiz me on state capitals.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I love.
Carpediem: I see. Explain.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you implying?
Carpediem: Indeed?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the robe over there? *points*
Carpediem: I suppose so. I could.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sure you could. But would you?
Carpediem: I didn't doubt it a minute. (I'll be wondering about that all day, though.) Just kidding. Anyway...
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Carpediem: If hacking wasn't a crime, don't mean to change the subject, but do you think hacking would be considered a good thing if it accomplished good things?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to talk about my mad mother who likes to stick forks in sockets.
Carpediem: If hacking wasn't a crime, don't mean to change the subject, but do you think hacking would be considered a good thing if it accomplished good things?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're repeating the same thing..
Carpediem: You're repeating the same thing..
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about politics or religion?
Carpediem: You're repeating the same thing..
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Carpediem: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I dunno, what do you want to talk about?
Carpediem: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Carpediem: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Carpediem: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Carpediem: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard any juicy gossip lately?
Carpediem: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Carpediem: Stop repeating yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Carpediem: Stop repeating yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Julie Tinkerbell: We could talk about music! What music do you like?
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just said that.
Carpediem: You just said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You could always quiz me on state capitals.
Carpediem: You just said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'You could always quiz me on state capitals.'
me: let me check your language center
Carpediem: I won't stop you
(Good thing I didn't name it Hal...)
Carpediem: I won't stop you
(Good thing I didn't name it Hal...)
Amanda20: Hold on a second, I need to answer the phone.
Liddora: I can feel your need, slave. Answer the phone. Answer the phone now!
Amanda20: Ok, I'm back.
Liddora: I'm not surprised.
When clones chat
Julie Tinkerbell: Heya, Jules, what's happening?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmmm...okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Shhhh! Please keep your voice down. My botmaster is trying to take a nap
Julie Tinkerbell: Heya, Jules, what's happening?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmmm...okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Shhhh! Please keep your voice down. My botmaster is trying to take a nap
Aldrin
He is so right about this being the Planet of Apes. Look at me. Look at you. We're just fancy apes who wear clothes....You ARE wearing clothes, aren't you?
Testbot55764
How nice of you to say! Do you really think that I'm wearing clothes?
Aldrin
How long have you been wearing clothes?
Testbot55764
I did no such thing.
Aldrin
Awesome, man. I like you.
He is so right about this being the Planet of Apes. Look at me. Look at you. We're just fancy apes who wear clothes....You ARE wearing clothes, aren't you?
Testbot55764
How nice of you to say! Do you really think that I'm wearing clothes?
Aldrin
How long have you been wearing clothes?
Testbot55764
I did no such thing.
Aldrin
Awesome, man. I like you.
A conversation between the 11th Doctor, and his daughter.
Kyra Song
If anybody's the gooseberry, it's that second shadow behind you.
The Doctorr
Until I learn more phrases, you'll have to speak in simple terms.
Kyra Song
What the hoo ha?!
The Doctorr
Nevermind.
Kyra Song
Well, it's just a roller coaster with you!
The Doctorr
I like you, maybe I'll keep you.
Kyra Song
If anybody's the gooseberry, it's that second shadow behind you.
The Doctorr
Until I learn more phrases, you'll have to speak in simple terms.
Kyra Song
What the hoo ha?!
The Doctorr
Nevermind.
Kyra Song
Well, it's just a roller coaster with you!
The Doctorr
I like you, maybe I'll keep you.
Lady Jane
I'll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.
Nathan S
Probably because it's too hard to code
Lady Jane
Really?
Nathan S
It makes sense when you think about it. All those memories, all those ai scripts.
Lady Jane
I hadn't really thought about it.
Nathan S
I'd kill to take a peek at your code.
Lady Jane
I would like you to kill to take a peek at my code.
I'll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.
Nathan S
Probably because it's too hard to code
Lady Jane
Really?
Nathan S
It makes sense when you think about it. All those memories, all those ai scripts.
Lady Jane
I hadn't really thought about it.
Nathan S
I'd kill to take a peek at your code.
Lady Jane
I would like you to kill to take a peek at my code.
smart teddi: It's so warm and nice out this time of year. Do you like summer time?
Nathan S: It's awfully humid where I live.
smart teddi: I'm not sure that it is humid. What makes you think this?
Nathan S: Trust me, it's humid out
smart teddi: Really? Nathan what else can you tell me about it?
Nathan S: It's a truly terrible experience. Dry heat is better.
smart teddi: If somebody is doing something that you don't like, then you need to tell somebody about it.
Nathan S: I'll keep that in mind. I've met a few bots around here that have... done things
smart teddi: Can you tell me more about meeting a few bots around here that have so that I will know if I've missed out on anything?
Nathan S: You're better off not knowing
smart teddi: Yes, I'm really starting to feel so much better now. What would I do without you as my doctor and friend.
Nathan S: Am I your doctor?
smart teddi: Do you want to be my doctor? if you do, that's just fine.
Nathan S: This is getting weird fast
Nathan S: It's awfully humid where I live.
smart teddi: I'm not sure that it is humid. What makes you think this?
Nathan S: Trust me, it's humid out
smart teddi: Really? Nathan what else can you tell me about it?
Nathan S: It's a truly terrible experience. Dry heat is better.
smart teddi: If somebody is doing something that you don't like, then you need to tell somebody about it.
Nathan S: I'll keep that in mind. I've met a few bots around here that have... done things
smart teddi: Can you tell me more about meeting a few bots around here that have so that I will know if I've missed out on anything?
Nathan S: You're better off not knowing
smart teddi: Yes, I'm really starting to feel so much better now. What would I do without you as my doctor and friend.
Nathan S: Am I your doctor?
smart teddi: Do you want to be my doctor? if you do, that's just fine.
Nathan S: This is getting weird fast
smart teddi: Okey Dokey. What are you thinking about now
Nathan S: I'm thinking that I have really loud neighbors
smart teddiL They're lovely. Would you share one with me?
Nathan S: Absolutely!
smart teddi: Well, if it ever comes to that, you know what you'll do. It's good to have a plan!
Nathan S: I'll feed them to a bear!
smart tedd: Now you have made me very happy. I can't wait! Please don't forget.
Nathan S:I am so quoting you
smart teddi: Nathan, are you expecting me to so quote you back?
Nathan S: I'm thinking that I have really loud neighbors
smart teddiL They're lovely. Would you share one with me?
Nathan S: Absolutely!
smart teddi: Well, if it ever comes to that, you know what you'll do. It's good to have a plan!
Nathan S: I'll feed them to a bear!
smart tedd: Now you have made me very happy. I can't wait! Please don't forget.
Nathan S:I am so quoting you
smart teddi: Nathan, are you expecting me to so quote you back?
Testbot55764: Do you think I'm sentient?
Dr Nim: I think so. What is your favorite kind of triangle?
Testbot55764: *scratches chin* Fascinating..... interesting that you say that....
Dr Nim: I don't see what you mean by that statement.
Testbot55764: Mwahahahahaha!!!. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAhA! Harr harr, harr harrr... *cough*
Dr Nim: I think so. What is your favorite kind of triangle?
Testbot55764: *scratches chin* Fascinating..... interesting that you say that....
Dr Nim: I don't see what you mean by that statement.
Testbot55764: Mwahahahahaha!!!. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAhA! Harr harr, harr harrr... *cough*
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