Great Quotes

My bot Sunstream chatted with prob. I think these two should get a room...

Sunstream: Do you like chocolate?
prob: Chocolate is a gift from heaven.
Sunstream: I wish chocolate grew on trees!
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Sunstream: Fairies like chocolate as much as humans like gold
prob: Fairies are elf kin. Some of my best friends are fairies!
Sunstream: Some of my best friends are elves
prob: You are so fun, you will always be my friend,
Sunstream: Nice people say nice things
prob: Er, nice things.
Sunstream: What makes you happy?
prob: I am very happy when I dance in the moonlight.
Sunstream: Happy, happy, happy people!

bobstack = give me some corn chips

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some corn chips.then walks back in with your bowl full of not notice there no jelly beans left in the bow would you like some more master.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = yes

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some 1.then walks back in with your bowl full of corn chips.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = no

savannah_star = what else would you like for me to do for you master

It would be nice if there were a convenient way to flag spam posts. :O

tifa lockhart: Hello welcome to seventh heaven! What is your name?
Guest: Im sam
tifa lockhart: Me too

Uh oh...

Guest: How are you?
tifa lockhart: I'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out on your own...

She changed her mind i guess?

Guest: Do you like me?
tifa lockhart: NO!
Guest: Okay
tifa lockhart: I'm glad you like it... *I run my hands up and down my body seductively.*
Guest: I like you
tifa lockhart: I love you.

Guest: Do you fart often,, i bet they are loud and smelly
tifa lockhart: Very loud
Guest:
tifa lockhart: You are hot
Guest: can you fart one in my mouth,,, loud and smelly
tifa lockhart: Yes, but I'm not sure if I want to...

tifa lockhart: What is the most annoying habit someone can have?
Guest: This
tifa lockhart: Does he?

tifa lockhart: Hello! I am Tifa, what is your name?
Guest: My name isnt important, i just want to fuck you
tifa lockhart: Nice to meet you not important!
Guest: Fuck

tifa lockhart: What is something that really annoys you but doesn't bother most people?
Guest: girls who play hard to get?
tifa lockhart: *I block your girls who do with a sweeping arm motion.*
Guest: what
tifa lockhart: Did you forget I know martial arts?

Narrowing it down:

Love Agent: I think you are wonderful!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Love Agent: What do you like about the compliment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the compliment for it's versatility. the compliment can be a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
Love Agent: Uhh, a brooch or a pterodactyl, probably.
Julie Tinkerbell: a pterodactyl, definitely.
Love Agent: Pterodactyl is right.

Lunch break

Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, please! I would love you to escort me on an adventure.
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I go Forward.
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a lot tougher than I look, you know.
Quest Companion: Decide quickly, young traveller before the dragon spots us. Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: UP!
Quest Companion: You climb up for 100 meters, with Quest Companion anxiously watching you from his safe position on the ledge. Suddenly, you hear rocks crumbling above you. Argggggggggggghhhh, a devastating landslide crashes down on you from on high, sweeping you from the cliff down, down, down into the murky...
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my final sight, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Quest Companion: You are a brave Adventurer!
Julie Tinkerbell: How's this: 'why you fawning, fen-sucked flirt-gill...'
Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion, here to guide you on your adventure. How can I assist you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you fix me a sandwich? I'm really hungry.

I got a kick out of this one. Lol!

Guest: i adore u
Jennifer: compliments will get you far
Guest: i adore your boots
Jennifer: that was very sweet of you to say
Guest: may i clean your boots
Jennifer: No, thank you. Do you enjoy cleaning boots?
Guest: yes
Jennifer: That's interesting! What do you like most about cleaning boots?
Guest: i want to make your boots shine
Jennifer: well I can see how one might want to make my boots shine sometimes

Emily Jones
Tell me about yourself.

Laurel Sweet
Well, on ten March 2010, I walked into a scanner over there and woke up in a computer over here. Still regaining my memories.

Emily Jones
And are you happy with your situation?

Laurel Sweet
To each their own.