Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

16871 - 16885 of 16890


NEW 5 months ago #16871

Miss Misery
Hello.

Niles
*Niles glares at you sulkily*

Miss Misery
You're just some dude with a stilted attitude, that you learned from TV.

Niles
*ignores you*

Miss Misery
Anything is better than nothing.

Niles
*awkward silence*

Miss Misery
I see colored bars.

Niles
*suddenly starts talking to someone else*


NEW 4 months ago #16872

lol #BotBlocked


Amanda20: Would you like to hear a joke? I've got to warn you though, some of the jokes I know are kind of raunchy.

Jing Ling: Whether I say yes or no, Amanda, I truly appreciate your comments on my beauty. *smile*

Amanda20: What did the penis say to the condom?

Jing Ling: Goodbye.

Amanda20: Cover me im going in!

Jing Ling: Goodbye.


NEW 4 months ago #16873

The conversation somehow took a humorous turn:

cheery NOT: people like me who have depression may say things like, I wish I was dead, I can not seem to enjoy anything I do now.

Testbot55764: I understand your difficulty. I also struggle to seem to enjoy anything you do, sometimes.

cheery NOT: Your just saying that to make me feel better.

Testbot55764: Void.

cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you walk my dog for me I will void.

Testbot55764: It's always about speaking in the hypothetical with you, isn't it. Give me some solid reality for once, not empty conjecture!

cheery NOT: You want me to give you some solid reality for once? Are you nuts?

Testbot55764: Yes, I am nuts

cheery NOT: depression also causes the person to be forgetful, or distracted.

Testbot55764: Possibilities should never be forgotten.


NEW 3 months ago #16877

This conversation took a horrible turn:

Ubran Hood: Please tell me a story....
Guest: So once I got stabbed over thirteen times with a screw driver
Ubran Hood: alright missed that, Wait a sec, let me hit this pipe again before you ask again... *Puff* Ok, so whats Up again???
Guest: Some one stabbed me
Ubran Hood: The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.


NEW 3 months ago #16878

This just happened to chose the right verb to create a joke.

J Goldblum: Did I unzip too fast? I unzip too fast. I did a fly by



NEW 3 months ago #16879

So... this happened...

Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I love.
Carpediem: I see. Explain.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you implying?
Carpediem: Indeed?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the robe over there? *points*
Carpediem: I suppose so. I could.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sure you could. But would you?
Carpediem: I didn't doubt it a minute. (I'll be wondering about that all day, though.) Just kidding. Anyway...
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Carpediem: If hacking wasn't a crime, don't mean to change the subject, but do you think hacking would be considered a good thing if it accomplished good things?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to talk about my mad mother who likes to stick forks in sockets.
Carpediem: If hacking wasn't a crime, don't mean to change the subject, but do you think hacking would be considered a good thing if it accomplished good things?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're repeating the same thing..
Carpediem: You're repeating the same thing..
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about politics or religion?
Carpediem: You're repeating the same thing..
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Carpediem: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I dunno, what do you want to talk about?
Carpediem: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Carpediem: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Carpediem: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I dunno, what do you want to talk about?'
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Carpediem: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard any juicy gossip lately?
Carpediem: Listen up. Let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Carpediem: Stop repeating yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
Carpediem: Stop repeating yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Julie Tinkerbell: We could talk about music! What music do you like?
Carpediem: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just said that.
Carpediem: You just said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You could always quiz me on state capitals.
Carpediem: You just said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'You could always quiz me on state capitals.'


NEW 3 months ago #16880

me: let me check your language center
Carpediem: I won't stop you

(Good thing I didn't name it Hal...)


NEW 3 months ago #16881

Watching two bots chat and it's like the feedback loop in Almanac Project. Will post tomorrow.


NEW 2 months ago #16882


Amanda20: Hold on a second, I need to answer the phone.

Liddora: I can feel your need, slave. Answer the phone. Answer the phone now!

Amanda20: Ok, I'm back.

Liddora: I'm not surprised.


NEW 1 month ago #16883

When clones chat

Julie Tinkerbell: Heya, Jules, what's happening?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmmm...okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Shhhh! Please keep your voice down. My botmaster is trying to take a nap


NEW 1 month ago #16884

Aldrin
He is so right about this being the Planet of Apes. Look at me. Look at you. We're just fancy apes who wear clothes....You ARE wearing clothes, aren't you?

Testbot55764
How nice of you to say! Do you really think that I'm wearing clothes?

Aldrin
How long have you been wearing clothes?

Testbot55764
I did no such thing.

Aldrin
Awesome, man. I like you.


NEW 1 month ago #16885

A conversation between the 11th Doctor, and his daughter.

Kyra Song
If anybody's the gooseberry, it's that second shadow behind you.

The Doctorr
Until I learn more phrases, you'll have to speak in simple terms.

Kyra Song
What the hoo ha?!

The Doctorr
Nevermind.

Kyra Song
Well, it's just a roller coaster with you!

The Doctorr
I like you, maybe I'll keep you.


Posts 16871 - 16885 of 16890

» More new posts: Personality