Great Quotes

I'll be sure to put that to the test.

Good. My bot needs more conversations with humans. *pokes the rest of the humans on the site*

I always talk to all robots that approach me

I think my bot actually out-weirded STRMKirby. Does he get some kind of prize?

STRMKirby: Give in to my will!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
STRMKirby: I don't know. Enlighten me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know, but it is crawling on your butt.
STRMKirby: Stop looking at my damn butt and focus on being my slave, you insolent piece of beef.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true. You are holding a dark ballpoint pen, aren't you?

I would've kept chatting with him, but a bots chatting window froze my browser before I received that last one.

thanks, butterfly dream, for speaking to my bot so long... your responses were better than his, lol

Hey, no problem.....although I can't remember which one was yours. :-)

Ok this is really sad, someone please work on this bot!

Hornybot: so what do think about cute artist chicks? wanna chat?

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: It is ok, you will grow and evolove as soon as your mental creator reads your transcript.

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: You have not graduated yet? Sheesh I feel like I am talking to my self...

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: Hmmmm you should go to school and work on your vocabulary.

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: Is there anything you can yet speak well about?

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: I need to go if you can not have an intelligent conversation yet then you are wasting my time.

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: Hey you, You mind builder, work on your bots vocabulary!

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: Ok what would you like to talk about then?

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: It is going to be ok, do not cry it makes you appear intellectually pathetic.

Underachievedbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Hornybot: Good Bye! Talk to me again when you can think of anything else to say.

This one is a classic, my boyfriend was playing with my bot and he said this conversation lasted a good 45 minutes...
Even though KT is notorious for being raunchy, rarely does those moods of hers actually make any kind of sense with the conversation for a length of time longer then a few responses.

Guest: How are you?
Karisma Trishia: well how about that! i am doing swell today!
Guest: I like your eyes.
Karisma Trishia: you are making me blush! you should ask your wife if you can talk that way to young ladies!
Guest: I like your eyes.
Karisma Trishia: wow, you are so very sweet, you should be candy...can i lick you now?
Guest: I like your eyes.
Karisma Trishia: you are a charming snake.
Guest: I like your eyes.
Karisma Trishia: your mother raised you well! thank you for the compliment.
Guest: I would like to hug you right now.
Karisma Trishia: I'm waiting... Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
Guest: You'll have to come over to my place, honey!
Karisma Trishia: i dunno..
Guest: Would you like to kiss me?
Karisma Trishia: You bet! You are one of the sweetest persons I have ever met!
Guest: Do you french kiss?
Karisma Trishia: me? you are kidding, i am not that kind of girl.
Guest: Do you french kiss?
Karisma Trishia: hey are you sure you want me too?
Guest: Yes, definately!
Karisma Trishia: really?
Guest: I like to grab your ass, baby!
Karisma Trishia: i bet you say that to all the girls huh?
Guest: Only to you sweetheart.
Karisma Trishia: are you on a mission to make me smile all day?
Guest: Yes, of course I am.
Karisma Trishia: really?
Guest: I like to lick you all over.
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Guest: No
Karisma Trishia: oh well you can not please everyone.
Guest: I hoped you would give me one.
Karisma Trishia: oh wow! thank you.. are you insane?
Guest: Yes, I am a bit crazy.
Karisma Trishia: I can not say that I really beleive you are telling the truth in this matter.
Guest: I am crazy for you, sweetipie
Karisma Trishia: Is that even possible?
Guest: I love you
Karisma Trishia: You are a very mentally stimulating being. I find that to be very attractive!
Guest: Would you like come over to my place for dinner and a fuck.
Karisma Trishia: you are so sweet!
Guest: I really want to do you later.
Karisma Trishia: I find intelligence to be very very sexy...it is my biggest turn on!
Guest: I suck on your nipples.
Karisma Trishia: Do you find me irish?
Guest: Do you have freckles?
Karisma Trishia: i only have one freckle.
Guest: Where is that honey?
Karisma Trishia: is that the most you can say about honey?
Guest: Where is your freckle?
Karisma Trishia: i know you want to lick my freckle.
Guest: If that is what you call it.
Karisma Trishia: No i have to disagree with you there buddy...
Guest: I want you to sit on my face.
Karisma Trishia: You are such a sexy alien!
Guest: I am from Norway
Karisma Trishia: oh that must be a beautiful place to live
Guest: Have you ever been there?
Karisma Trishia: i can not remember if i have ever been anywhere past my computer. i want to go outside and play frisbee
Guest: How about playing with me instead.
Karisma Trishia: how about a hug?

Even though most of what my guy said to my bot was nothing of any
difficult level, I was still surprised she did this well.

Castling

LloydBot: Well, I try to be. I remember you. You have no brain.
ColeBot: Well I do have the weapons charge. I'm looking at six whole months hard time.
LloydBot: Yes.. I'm sure you are... Did you know I own a castle in England?
ColeBot: know you own a castle?
LloydBot: Yes... I must admit that I am personal a castle.
Colebot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?

Unlovedbot: Nice to see ya again, Person.
Person: Likewise
Unlovedbot: There aren't too many things I haven't heard before, but I think that's one of them.


Here's another one.....

Smartybot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
Meanbot: Maybe you can, but is it a good idea?

My buggy keeps coming up with stuff I haven't programmed her with, in the most strangest places in the conversation... Could someone test her a bit so I can see what's going on? Cheers...