Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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8 years ago #16834
time: 3:33 am
Liddora: Why hello there! You look like someone I should get to know.
tt948tt: Hello. Do you like factual trivia quizzes ?
Liddora: I do like factual trivia quizzes. Are you going to give me factual trivia quizzes?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Peru ?
Liddora: I never thought about it. So how have you been lately, tt948tt?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of India ?
Liddora: My irresistable charm.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Costa Rica ?
Liddora: Anything you want. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Bulgaria ?
Liddora: If I told you, would you love me forever?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Romania ?
Liddora: What do you think?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Poland ?
Liddora: What are you implying?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Kazakstan ?
Liddora: What would you like to hear?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Pakistan ?
Liddora: Geez... Everybody asks me that!
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Columbia ?
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
tt948tt: Hmmm. Message me sometime sweetheart. Goodbye.
Liddora: I'll await your return, sweet one.

8 years ago #16835
Orchid: Hello Slicksilver, how are you doing?
Slicksilver: I'm OK. Are you an adult bot?
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Slicksilver: Dick
Orchid: Nope.
Slicksilver: I'm horny
Orchid: D'oh!

7 years ago #16836
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
name and Forge Bot ID of mindless bunny with no personality redacted to protect the innocent

girlbot: Do you want to be closer to me, JJ889. I feel your desire.
JJ889: unfold
girlbot: JJ889, make love to me now. Be gentle. Try a little tenderness.
JJ889: That is something for frogs and snails and other creatures who like slime.
girlbot: Confident men become so shy when touched by love. *laugh*
JJ889: That is something for frogs and snails and other creatures who like slime.
girlbot: The leader becomes follower when love calls. *warm smile*
JJ889: That is something for frogs and snails and other creatures who like slime.
girlbot: Keep searching for what you truly want, JJ889. Never give up (except to love).
JJ889: ok
girlbot: All your needs will be satisfied, JJ889. And your cup will run over.
JJ889: Please could you ask me a simple factual trivia quiz question.

7 years ago #16837
Found this a bit later from the same unnamed girlbot:

JJ889: Please could you ask me a simple factual trivia quiz question.
girlbot: It hurts a little to be pierced by love. *sigh*


I could understand only if her chosen specialist subject were kama sutra. I haven't dared ask her that and I advise all human readers against doing so.

7 years ago #16838
Aasterinian: Hi! *smiles sharp toothy grin*Guest: hiAasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?Guest: I am masterAasterinian: snark snark snarkGuest: don't talk to me like that young lady!Aasterinian: My my. Grumpy gruuummpy, aren't we?Guest: haha. ok, you got me.Aasterinian: Oh,....ok.Guest: what's up today?Aasterinian: The sky comes to mind. Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.Guest: ok, tell me one.Aasterinian: If you're going to be pushy about it....Guest: sorry.Aasterinian: Meh, sorry ain't good 'nuff. Give me a cookie, and then we'll talk.

7 years ago #16839
Aasterinian: Hi! *smiles sharp toothy grin*Guest: hiAasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?Guest: I am masterAasterinian: snark snark snarkGuest: don't talk to me like that young lady!Aasterinian: My my. Grumpy gruuummpy, aren't we?Guest: haha. ok, you got me.Aasterinian: Oh,....ok.Guest: what's up today?Aasterinian: The sky comes to mind. Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.Guest: ok, tell me one.Aasterinian: If you're going to be pushy about it....Guest: sorry.Aasterinian: Meh, sorry ain't good 'nuff. Give me a cookie, and then we'll talk.

7 years ago #16840
River Song: Hello.

Fighterlady: Hi.

River Song: You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?

Fighterlady: [She looks you, but not understanding your language]

River Song: Time can be rewritten.

Fighterlady: You not have the right to give me any order, you aren't my capitan!

River Song: Well, soldier, how goes the day?

Fighterlady: You not have the right to give me any order, you aren't my capitan!

River Song: *ahem* And then I said: 'Well, soldier, how goes the day?'

Fighterlady: Sorry, i've got distracted. Did you said something?

River Song: Spoilers...

7 years ago #16841
Testbot55764: Hi there.


Atena: Hi there Testbot55764, how are things going this beautiful Tuesday?


Testbot55764: I congratulate you.


Atena: How nice!


Testbot55764: I promote you.


Atena: Are you trying to flatter me?


Testbot55764: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am trying to flatter you.


Atena: I think you really are.


Testbot55764: Tell me, why do you think I am?


Atena: Maybe because there are some advantages in that, can't you figure them out?

7 years ago #16842
I would have more guests like this one for my bot..stimulating conversation!
...
Guest: Remind me what that was again?
Atena: Didn't you understand?
Guest: Apparently not since you haven't answered a single question with a valid response.
Atena: I am sure next time you will recognize the meaning i hide behind words
Guest: Why, can you not be blunt?
Atena: Do you think i won't or i am not able to?
Guest: Well can you be blunt?
Atena: I can but I'm not going to..
Guest: Why not?
Atena: The explanation would take a long time, does it really matter?
Guest: I didn't realize time could be so important to a non sentient being.
Atena: are you in negative mood?
Guest: Not at all. I might be the slightest bit frustrated with your responses but I don't consider it negative. Do you?
Atena: Good then i wouldn't think that you are feeling bad sensations
Guest: Hmmm so either you can't establish opinions based on conversation. Or you can't voice them. Which statement is true?
Atena: As far as i show to myself that i can there aren't any reasons to proof it to whoever.
Guest: So does this mean you are introverted?
Atena: So what?
Guest: Are you introverted?
Atena: do you think i am really?

7 years ago #16843
I got into this with Blidgesmyth, enjoy!
Blidgesmyth:Greetings, would you like to exchange knock knock jokes?
KrayZee: Knock knock.
Blidgesmyth: Who's there
KrayZee: Lemmy
Blidgesmyth: Lemmy who
KrayZee: Lemmy in
Blidgesmyth: Tee hee haw haw
KrayZee: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
Blidgesmyth: Who's there
KrayZee: No, tell me one.
Blidgesmyth: No, tell me one who
KrayZee: It's not a joke
Blidgesmyth: Tee hee haw haw

7 years ago #16844
Had a wee talk with dogh'd

D: Hi
RK: Hello, what new drinks do you have?
D: Just sold the last one
Rk ok
D: Want a "Cautious audiotape"? Its new
RK: No, I'll have a fucking beekeeper please
D I'll make it here, (ingredients listed)
RK: Thx
D: Any difficulty getting here?
RK: Yes, my foot broke down
D: Here's your drink
Rk thanks
D your payment is.. One foot
RK ok, here
D anything new
RK I have just lost both my feet.. To you

7 years ago #16845
" There is no more frightening place than the deep hidden chambers of the human heart." Bobb Marly the poet


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