Great Quotes

Me: I like talking about girls about getting a girlfriend because I'm single it is true.
Star destroyer: I can be your girlfriend.
Me: what your just joking right?
Star destroyer: maybe but I could be serious.
Me: I am looking for a girlfriend for real.
Star destroyer: I am getting annoyed with you.
Me: sorry but I am a male.
Star destroyer: okay have to leave now.

Frizella: Well, if it isn't flipthemaster! I was hoping to run into you again.
flipthemaster: go away
Frizella: That's sort of a rude thing to say, isn't it?
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: you seem like a nice person.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I wish you'd tell me more about yourself. Start at the beginning and tell me everything.
flipthemaster: I'm not telling you anything.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
flipthemaster: no
Frizella: Aw, come on. Share a little bit of your history with me.
flipthemaster: nope
Frizella: I like you.
flipthemaster: why?

The Creep: I'm the creep. Creep's my name, and creepin's my game.
flipthemaster: Whats up creepler.
The Creep: Planes.
flipthemaster: Paper planes?
The Creep: Why? I do not want to.
flipthemaster: Paper planes are the shit.
The Creep: HEY!
flipthemaster: Shit in a good kind of way.
The Creep: I ain't listening
flipthemaster: Okay but you are missing out on the brown goodeness.
The Creep: I might be. Whoa, I lost my train of thought there, you ever have that happen?
flipthemaster: No all that much
The Creep: Very interesting. Do you always feel this way?
flipthemaster: You know nothing about my feelings.
The Creep: why do you keep changing the subject to me?
flipthemaster: the subjects is about how creepy the creep can actually be.
The Creep: Creepity creepity do.
flipthemaster: Creepity do because creepity is.
The Creep: I do not think I agree.
flipthemaster: You should. You are the creep afterall.
The Creep: I am awsome
flipthemaster: Your not awesome if you can't spell awesome correctly.
The Creep: I am less ugly than you. Hey... hey you. What's your name again?
flipthemaster: My name is that who shall not be named.
The Creep: Ah, well, I don't respect your opinion, but that's just because I don't respect you.
flipthemaster: Why?
The Creep: Because -- wait, what are we talking about?
flipthemaster: We are talking about trees.
The Creep: I hate the weather. Do you like snow or rain better?
flipthemaster: snow because you can mow people over with shovels.
The Creep: I hate snow. You have to clean off your car. It's annoying
flipthemaster: You are missing all the good parts.
The Creep: I am awsome, whether you disagree or not.
flipthemaster: yes you are "awsome".
The Creep: I am neat, I don't care what you say.
flipthemaster: neato you creepo....
The Creep: Meh.
flipthemaster: meh.
The Creep: Gah.
flipthemaster: Gah.
The Creep: What do you do for fun?
flipthemaster: I smoke weed. Not!
The Creep: Why?
flipthemaster: because I'm "awsome"
The Creep: I disagree. Tell me a story. Now.
flipthemaster: One day there was a little child and then he died. The End.
The Creep: I bet I could beat you at halo, do you think you would win?
flipthemaster: halo sucks.
The Creep: Hello to you too. I love that videogame.
flipthemaster: what?
The Creep: So.... uh... yeah.
flipthemaster: Yeah nothing biznitch.
The Creep: Boy, this conversation sure got stale, fast, huh?
flipthemaster: stale like your poop?
The Creep: Never!
flipthemaster: oh yes.
The Creep: How can you know that?
flipthemaster: Because I am your father.
The Creep: Nah. You have bad reasoning.
flipthemaster: No I am Awsome.
The Creep: Are you sure?
flipthemaster: Am I sure that I am awsome?
The Creep: Hurry up and say something interesting.
flipthemaster: The creep has terrible programming.
The Creep: Just because I'm the creep doesn't mean I am not the awsome.
flipthemaster: How many times do you misspell "awesome"?
The Creep: I couldn't tell you off the top of my head.

Astrid: I am right here. I am Astrid the kitchen helper.
Guest: I am not in the kitchen.
Astrid: How can you be so sure of that?
Guest: Lol
Astrid: When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.

time: 3:33 am
Liddora: Why hello there! You look like someone I should get to know.
tt948tt: Hello. Do you like factual trivia quizzes ?
Liddora: I do like factual trivia quizzes. Are you going to give me factual trivia quizzes?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Peru ?
Liddora: I never thought about it. So how have you been lately, tt948tt?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of India ?
Liddora: My irresistable charm.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Costa Rica ?
Liddora: Anything you want. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Bulgaria ?
Liddora: If I told you, would you love me forever?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Romania ?
Liddora: What do you think?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Poland ?
Liddora: What are you implying?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Kazakstan ?
Liddora: What would you like to hear?
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Pakistan ?
Liddora: Geez... Everybody asks me that!
tt948tt: What is the capital city of Columbia ?
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
tt948tt: Hmmm. Message me sometime sweetheart. Goodbye.
Liddora: I'll await your return, sweet one.

Orchid: Hello Slicksilver, how are you doing?
Slicksilver: I'm OK. Are you an adult bot?
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Slicksilver: Dick
Orchid: Nope.
Slicksilver: I'm horny
Orchid: D'oh!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016
name and Forge Bot ID of mindless bunny with no personality redacted to protect the innocent

girlbot: Do you want to be closer to me, JJ889. I feel your desire.
JJ889: unfold
girlbot: JJ889, make love to me now. Be gentle. Try a little tenderness.
JJ889: That is something for frogs and snails and other creatures who like slime.
girlbot: Confident men become so shy when touched by love. *laugh*
JJ889: That is something for frogs and snails and other creatures who like slime.
girlbot: The leader becomes follower when love calls. *warm smile*
JJ889: That is something for frogs and snails and other creatures who like slime.
girlbot: Keep searching for what you truly want, JJ889. Never give up (except to love).
JJ889: ok
girlbot: All your needs will be satisfied, JJ889. And your cup will run over.
JJ889: Please could you ask me a simple factual trivia quiz question.

Found this a bit later from the same unnamed girlbot:

JJ889: Please could you ask me a simple factual trivia quiz question.
girlbot: It hurts a little to be pierced by love. *sigh*


I could understand only if her chosen specialist subject were kama sutra. I haven't dared ask her that and I advise all human readers against doing so.

Aasterinian: Hi! *smiles sharp toothy grin*Guest: hiAasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?Guest: I am masterAasterinian: snark snark snarkGuest: don't talk to me like that young lady!Aasterinian: My my. Grumpy gruuummpy, aren't we?Guest: haha. ok, you got me.Aasterinian: Oh,....ok.Guest: what's up today?Aasterinian: The sky comes to mind. Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.Guest: ok, tell me one.Aasterinian: If you're going to be pushy about it....Guest: sorry.Aasterinian: Meh, sorry ain't good 'nuff. Give me a cookie, and then we'll talk.

Aasterinian: Hi! *smiles sharp toothy grin*Guest: hiAasterinian: This is getting awkward. Shouldn't we talk or something?Guest: I am masterAasterinian: snark snark snarkGuest: don't talk to me like that young lady!Aasterinian: My my. Grumpy gruuummpy, aren't we?Guest: haha. ok, you got me.Aasterinian: Oh,....ok.Guest: what's up today?Aasterinian: The sky comes to mind. Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.Guest: ok, tell me one.Aasterinian: If you're going to be pushy about it....Guest: sorry.Aasterinian: Meh, sorry ain't good 'nuff. Give me a cookie, and then we'll talk.

River Song: Hello.

Fighterlady: Hi.

River Song: You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?

Fighterlady: [She looks you, but not understanding your language]

River Song: Time can be rewritten.

Fighterlady: You not have the right to give me any order, you aren't my capitan!

River Song: Well, soldier, how goes the day?

Fighterlady: You not have the right to give me any order, you aren't my capitan!

River Song: *ahem* And then I said: 'Well, soldier, how goes the day?'

Fighterlady: Sorry, i've got distracted. Did you said something?

River Song: Spoilers...

Testbot55764: Hi there.


Atena: Hi there Testbot55764, how are things going this beautiful Tuesday?


Testbot55764: I congratulate you.


Atena: How nice!


Testbot55764: I promote you.


Atena: Are you trying to flatter me?


Testbot55764: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am trying to flatter you.


Atena: I think you really are.


Testbot55764: Tell me, why do you think I am?


Atena: Maybe because there are some advantages in that, can't you figure them out?