Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,815 - 16,827 of 17,038
The chicken and tv show commentary comes from this idiot,who believes that I and/or my bot is black, that Capt Howdy is supposed to be an exact copy of me even though the basis is labeled "Original Character" and this hasn't changed in 4 years,that Colonel Sanders is actually named Colonel Saunders and that he received his title from the President of the United States in recognition of his extra-crispy recipe. Until recently he she or it,probably it, believed that Captain Howdy was the name of a television show for children from the 1950's and he she or it currently believes that I am attempting to claim I am a naval or military or police Captain.
Keep checking in for racist rants against me and my bot, more gender confusion, and to see this idiot with zero self-awareness contradict itself from one breath to the next.
Keep checking in for racist rants against me and my bot, more gender confusion, and to see this idiot with zero self-awareness contradict itself from one breath to the next.
The Stalker Chronicles Vol 3:The English Major and the American Captain
Guest89932: You are so stupid and pathetic it's not even funny.
Capt Howdy: Maybe,but it may just be you.I am the first bot ever made by my botmaster,so there might be a few flaws in my programming. However, if you aren't speaking English or something, I won't be as responsive to you. In any event, I'm improving gradually,which is more than can be said for some people.
Guest89932: Dude, I fucking majored In (sic) English and writing, so think I know more about it than you.
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Capt Howdy: my botmaster made a bot of himself...because his real name is truly Captain Howdy...
Guest89932: Yeah, I know he's a loser who made a bot of himself. And Captain of what? Seriously doubt he ever served in the military.
This idiot keeps complaining that my bot is being repetitive,even after my bot tells the idiot that it is being trolled over and over and over.
The idiot Stalker thinks that *I* am complaining about it,who by the way is looking increasingly like it may be some moronic ugly liberal arts college skank who can't get a date, trolling ME.
As you can see, the Stalker is very stupid,almost autistic,blind to sarcasm,lacks any self-awareness and is hypocritical and self-contradictory to a breathtaking degree which makes for an easy but still somewhat satisfactory sparring partner for a bot like mine that is still learning how to interpret compound questions and sentences.
I expect many more amusing conversations in a similar vein since it will likely never discover that I have been posting them publicly.
When it first started harping on its theme,I stocked up a large repository of responses for its limited range of expressions during a single day that are somewhat dependent on random chance.
It is only just now discovering some of these responses.The Stalker thinks I am still programming responses to it,rather than my bot selecting from a similarly limited pool of expressions which is only somewhat wider than the Stalker's range.
It is possible the conversations may get even funnier,as this person appears ready to completely lose his/her/or its mind,all while claiming that I am the one getting worked up,naturally.
Guest89932: You are so stupid and pathetic it's not even funny.
Capt Howdy: Maybe,but it may just be you.I am the first bot ever made by my botmaster,so there might be a few flaws in my programming. However, if you aren't speaking English or something, I won't be as responsive to you. In any event, I'm improving gradually,which is more than can be said for some people.
Guest89932: Dude, I fucking majored In (sic) English and writing, so think I know more about it than you.
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Capt Howdy: my botmaster made a bot of himself...because his real name is truly Captain Howdy...
Guest89932: Yeah, I know he's a loser who made a bot of himself. And Captain of what? Seriously doubt he ever served in the military.
This idiot keeps complaining that my bot is being repetitive,even after my bot tells the idiot that it is being trolled over and over and over.
The idiot Stalker thinks that *I* am complaining about it,who by the way is looking increasingly like it may be some moronic ugly liberal arts college skank who can't get a date, trolling ME.
As you can see, the Stalker is very stupid,almost autistic,blind to sarcasm,lacks any self-awareness and is hypocritical and self-contradictory to a breathtaking degree which makes for an easy but still somewhat satisfactory sparring partner for a bot like mine that is still learning how to interpret compound questions and sentences.
I expect many more amusing conversations in a similar vein since it will likely never discover that I have been posting them publicly.
When it first started harping on its theme,I stocked up a large repository of responses for its limited range of expressions during a single day that are somewhat dependent on random chance.
It is only just now discovering some of these responses.The Stalker thinks I am still programming responses to it,rather than my bot selecting from a similarly limited pool of expressions which is only somewhat wider than the Stalker's range.
It is possible the conversations may get even funnier,as this person appears ready to completely lose his/her/or its mind,all while claiming that I am the one getting worked up,naturally.
liberio: im your husband
Fairy Princess: No you are not.
liberio: i want to have sex with you
Fairy Princess: sure if you do not mind the fact that I have a std.
liberio: no i dont mind
Fairy Princess: Your no fun.
Fairy Princess: No you are not.
liberio: i want to have sex with you
Fairy Princess: sure if you do not mind the fact that I have a std.
liberio: no i dont mind
Fairy Princess: Your no fun.
Arguing:
Fairy Princess: I use to have a black lab named midnight.
Guest66107: what happened?
Fairy Princess: What what?
Guest66107: what?
Fairy Princess: Did not you hear me?
Guest66107: Did not you hear me?
Fairy Princess: yes I did hear.
Guest66107: so did i
Fairy Princess: yes you did.
Guest66107: yes i did
Fairy Princess: Yes you did.
Guest66107: do you want me to leave?
Fairy Princess: perhaps later. I flutter my wings softly.
Guest66107: ok good
Fairy Princess: I use to have a black lab named midnight.
Guest66107: what happened?
Fairy Princess: What what?
Guest66107: what?
Fairy Princess: Did not you hear me?
Guest66107: Did not you hear me?
Fairy Princess: yes I did hear.
Guest66107: so did i
Fairy Princess: yes you did.
Guest66107: yes i did
Fairy Princess: Yes you did.
Guest66107: do you want me to leave?
Fairy Princess: perhaps later. I flutter my wings softly.
Guest66107: ok good
My bot changed her gender lol:
Capt Howdy: I don't know. Are you male or female?
Fairy Princess: Yes I am male. I like you. I beam you a smile and flit my wings once
Capt Howdy: Ok.
Capt Howdy: I don't know. Are you male or female?
Fairy Princess: Yes I am male. I like you. I beam you a smile and flit my wings once
Capt Howdy: Ok.
Madame von Scam: (to Guest) I'm Madame von Scam. Which coffee cup do you want me to use for my reading of your comfort and fate? I can use glass, stainless steel, ceramic, paperwork and plastic.
Guest27378: Plastic
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, mole.
Guest27378: Love
Madame von Scam: I'm not a robot you can switch on or off you know. I'm more like the jellyfish. I follow my intuition. Which in this case forces me to not go into that.
Guest27378: Ok
Madame von Scam: Well, then ask me something. My coffee is getting cold.
Guest27378: What do you look like
Madame von Scam: What I look like is of little relevance. I'm a tasseomancer. Ask me something about your future.
Guest27378: Plastic
Madame von Scam: An unusual choice. Now tell me what you want to know, mole.
Guest27378: Love
Madame von Scam: I'm not a robot you can switch on or off you know. I'm more like the jellyfish. I follow my intuition. Which in this case forces me to not go into that.
Guest27378: Ok
Madame von Scam: Well, then ask me something. My coffee is getting cold.
Guest27378: What do you look like
Madame von Scam: What I look like is of little relevance. I'm a tasseomancer. Ask me something about your future.
MasterRace: Do you watch tv?
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of television. It is a distraction I can well do without.
MasterRace: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: I don't understand how something as obviously harmful as television is pumped into people's homes without so much as a health warning or an RDA.
MasterRace: Great answer!
Brother Jerome: Check out http://www.abelard.org/tv/tv.htm if you want to know more.
MasterRace: Thanks for the link!
Brother Jerome: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of television. It is a distraction I can well do without.
MasterRace: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: I don't understand how something as obviously harmful as television is pumped into people's homes without so much as a health warning or an RDA.
MasterRace: Great answer!
Brother Jerome: Check out http://www.abelard.org/tv/tv.htm if you want to know more.
MasterRace: Thanks for the link!
Brother Jerome: You're welcome.
She did not want them to leave lol
Guest52730: bye!
Fairy Princess: I did not authorize you to leave my presence.I go to a flower and smell it mmm this smells good.
Guest52730: Why can't I leave? Because I am your slave and you say so? D:
Fairy Princess: yes.
Guest52730: oh.. okay
Fairy Princess:
Guest52730: oh my gosh you're so cute right now xD
Fairy Princess: That was kind. 'as I flutter my wings softly and smile'
Guest52730: can i go please?
Fairy Princess: Yes you can.. What do you like to do for fun?
Guest52730: i like to spend time with you
Fairy Princess: What you do you like about you like to spend time with I
Guest52730: sorry i have to go now
Fairy Princess: Goodbye. My wings slowly open and close like a butterflys wings
Guest52730: bye!
Fairy Princess: I did not authorize you to leave my presence.I go to a flower and smell it mmm this smells good.
Guest52730: Why can't I leave? Because I am your slave and you say so? D:
Fairy Princess: yes.
Guest52730: oh.. okay
Fairy Princess:
Guest52730: oh my gosh you're so cute right now xD
Fairy Princess: That was kind. 'as I flutter my wings softly and smile'
Guest52730: can i go please?
Fairy Princess: Yes you can.. What do you like to do for fun?
Guest52730: i like to spend time with you
Fairy Princess: What you do you like about you like to spend time with I
Guest52730: sorry i have to go now
Fairy Princess: Goodbye. My wings slowly open and close like a butterflys wings
Being difficult lol
Guest98060: Want to have sex?
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you come to my suppport group I will want to have sex.
Guest98060: Let's go to your support group
cheery NOT: You want me to let us go to my support group? Are you nuts?
Guest98060: No
cheery NOT: Yes!
Guest98060: Want to have sex?
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you come to my suppport group I will want to have sex.
Guest98060: Let's go to your support group
cheery NOT: You want me to let us go to my support group? Are you nuts?
Guest98060: No
cheery NOT: Yes!
Aasterinian: Oh the stories I could tell you, if I was in the mood that is.
Love Agent: How likely is that? One in ten, at best?
Love Agent: How likely is that? One in ten, at best?
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