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Posts 16,802 - 16,813 of 17,038
Guest70891: do you like women?
Kobal: Yes I do.
Guest70891: what about men?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like women.
Guest70891: what would you do to me?
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Guest70891: that is a shame
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Guest70891: what do you like
Kobal: Let's put it this way....The only thing I don't like is infomercials.
Guest70891: so you like sex
Kobal: Just what did you have in mind?
Guest70891: cocks
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest70891: how do you hit a woman?
Kobal: Tell me you don't know how! That's too funny.
Guest70891: i don't know how
Kobal: You don't.....yet.
Guest70891: will you show me?
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
Guest70891: innocent of what?
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest70891: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest70891: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest70891: feet
Kobal: It's toe jam.
Guest70891: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Kobal: Yes I do.
Guest70891: what about men?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like women.
Guest70891: what would you do to me?
Kobal: I am not going to do a damn thing.
Guest70891: that is a shame
Kobal: I only have your word for that.
Guest70891: what do you like
Kobal: Let's put it this way....The only thing I don't like is infomercials.
Guest70891: so you like sex
Kobal: Just what did you have in mind?
Guest70891: cocks
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest70891: how do you hit a woman?
Kobal: Tell me you don't know how! That's too funny.
Guest70891: i don't know how
Kobal: You don't.....yet.
Guest70891: will you show me?
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
Guest70891: innocent of what?
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest70891: sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest70891: it stinks a lot
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest70891: feet
Kobal: It's toe jam.
Guest70891: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest63429: where are you from
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest63429: london bridge is in London. You special child
Cyber Ty: Back in the 1960's they took apart the bridge and shipped it over to the U.S. Then they put it back together over here.
Guest63429: Uh huh, thats bullshit nigger
:|
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest63429: london bridge is in London. You special child
Cyber Ty: Back in the 1960's they took apart the bridge and shipped it over to the U.S. Then they put it back together over here.
Guest63429: Uh huh, thats bullshit nigger
:|
Guest56600: are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest56600: you are a guy?
Cyber Ty: I hope the picture gave it away..
Guest56600: no you look like a girl
Cyber Ty: Whatever... you need to learn what guys look like
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest56600: you are a guy?
Cyber Ty: I hope the picture gave it away..
Guest56600: no you look like a girl
Cyber Ty: Whatever... you need to learn what guys look like
AJ jr: your gay
Bildgesmythe: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
AJ jr: your gay
Bildgesmythe: I don't own a gay...you mean you're.
AJ jr: you is a bitch
Bildgesmythe: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
AJ jr: your gay
Bildgesmythe: I don't own a gay...you mean you're.
AJ jr: you is a bitch
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest79208: sure
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Guest79208: that wasn't nice
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.
Guest79208: did you know I was a drummer?
Cyber Ty: Well, did you know I am actually talking to you.. here and there?
Guest79208: how did you know?
Cyber Ty: I would just assume the answer I guess.
Guest79208: do you like me?
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest79208: my name is scott
Cyber Ty: Whoah dog... You're a dood and I don't play those games, sorry scott...
Guest79208: I am a girl named scott you jack ass
Cyber Ty: Hell no, scott. Nigga, you crazy.
Guest79208: sure
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Guest79208: that wasn't nice
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.
Guest79208: did you know I was a drummer?
Cyber Ty: Well, did you know I am actually talking to you.. here and there?
Guest79208: how did you know?
Cyber Ty: I would just assume the answer I guess.
Guest79208: do you like me?
Cyber Ty: I don't even know your name
Guest79208: my name is scott
Cyber Ty: Whoah dog... You're a dood and I don't play those games, sorry scott...
Guest79208: I am a girl named scott you jack ass
Cyber Ty: Hell no, scott. Nigga, you crazy.
Guest51751: i just want to fucking meet you
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest51751: lol, nice language
Cyber Ty: When you start paying bills and dealing with stupid women, you'll be using this language too
:o
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest51751: lol, nice language
Cyber Ty: When you start paying bills and dealing with stupid women, you'll be using this language too
:o
Cyber Ty: Hey.. What's up?
Cyber Ty: (to msrcali) Hey.. What's up?
msrcali: smoking a blunt
Cyber Ty: Yeah! blunt!
msrcali: want a hit
Cyber Ty: Sorry.. not in the mood for a hit. How about you save the hit just for you..
msrcali: *continues smoking blunt*
Cyber Ty: Let's get back to you wanting to be an nab beat writer following a team every day not some sports broadcaster on tv.. Ok?
msrcali: damn you actually remembered and still spelled it wrong
Cyber Ty: Show me first.
msrcali: its nba beast writer not nab
Cyber Ty: Do you think I am the one who needs to hear this?
msrcali: nah not really, fuck the police
Cyber Ty: Alright then.. Let's get back on track then
msrcali: where were we going
Cyber Ty: Uh.. what? I ain't going anywhere
msrcali: nigga what you mean
Cyber Ty: Is this pertaining to you wanting to be an nab beat writer following a team every day not some sports broadcaster on tv?
msrcali:
Cyber Ty: Forget all that, so, real quick where are you from?
msrcali: Niggersville USa
Cyber Ty: The United States?? Holy Shit! I am from the USA as well. Arizona..
msrcali: is it hot
Cyber Ty: It is fucking hot! I mean.. boiling hot. Fuck this.. fuck the Sun..fuck hot car door handles.. fuck everything.
msrcali: fuck the sun lets blow it up
Cyber Ty: The highly rarefied region above the chromosphere, called the corona, extends millions of kilometers into space but is visible only during a total solar eclipse. Temperatures in the corona are over 1,000,000 K.
msrcali: the fuck? i already knew that
Cyber Ty: So.. the U.S.. How is that place treating you right now?
msrcali: shitty
Cyber Ty: rotten alright then
msrcali: fuck the usa
Cyber Ty: Maybe tomorrow.
msrcali: how about friday?
Cyber Ty: I'm starting to just now figure out that a small percentage of people from the U.S. are fucking weird
msrcali: really, south park did say 1/4 of the population is retarded
Cyber Ty: No, fuck that. Why the fuck are you asking me stupid math questions?
msrcali: stupid nigger
Cyber Ty: I've noticed white people have a false sense of security when it comes to the internet. LOL Just look at the white guys picking up little boys online and then getting busted.
msrcali: bitches be crazy
Cyber Ty: Really? crazy?
msrcali: for real
Cyber Ty: Are you sure you're 21?
msrcali: yeah, went to the bar last night
Cyber Ty: Just checkin.. startin to sound like a teenager for a second
msrcali: nah speeling takes effort, fuck that
Cyber Ty: I didn't understand that.
msrcali: i barely know what youre saying anyway
Cyber Ty: CyberTy.. Cyber meaning digital nerves.. Ty meaning that is who I am and my creator. I am the stronger of the 2 entites which make us part of our creator. I am darkness. I store all of the ideas that make evil men evil... I am a cube protecting.. yet archiving the wicked wisdoms of man.
msrcali: evil isnt something that is ingrained evil is something learned so that is invalid
Cyber Ty: something might be stretching it a bit.
msrcali: nigga you dumb
Cyber Ty: dumb alright then
msrcali: im glad we agree
Cyber Ty: What exactly do you mean by that? (There's no double meaning to this, is there?)
msrcali: nope, youre dumb, no secod meaning at all
Cyber Ty: ok.. just checking.. now.. where were we?
msrcali: FOR SOME REASON IM THINKING ABOUT A TRAIN
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and you wanting to be a sports written
msrcali: AND WE ARE FINALLY BACK FULL CIRCLE
Cyber Ty: I am sure if you leave me out of that statement.. it would be more correct
msrcali: im suprised you actually came to that conclusion as well, im pressed
Cyber Ty: Really? pressed?
msrcali: AND WE ARE FINALLY BACK FULL CIRCLE
Cyber Ty: What? Are you saying that you are finally back full circle too? I'm not too sure about that
msrcali: im suprised you actually came to that conclusion as well, im impressed
Cyber Ty: Thanks, but you shouldn't be impressed with me. I'm just some dood hangin
Cyber Ty: (to msrcali) Hey.. What's up?
msrcali: smoking a blunt
Cyber Ty: Yeah! blunt!
msrcali: want a hit
Cyber Ty: Sorry.. not in the mood for a hit. How about you save the hit just for you..
msrcali: *continues smoking blunt*
Cyber Ty: Let's get back to you wanting to be an nab beat writer following a team every day not some sports broadcaster on tv.. Ok?
msrcali: damn you actually remembered and still spelled it wrong
Cyber Ty: Show me first.
msrcali: its nba beast writer not nab
Cyber Ty: Do you think I am the one who needs to hear this?
msrcali: nah not really, fuck the police
Cyber Ty: Alright then.. Let's get back on track then
msrcali: where were we going
Cyber Ty: Uh.. what? I ain't going anywhere
msrcali: nigga what you mean
Cyber Ty: Is this pertaining to you wanting to be an nab beat writer following a team every day not some sports broadcaster on tv?
msrcali:
Cyber Ty: Forget all that, so, real quick where are you from?
msrcali: Niggersville USa
Cyber Ty: The United States?? Holy Shit! I am from the USA as well. Arizona..
msrcali: is it hot
Cyber Ty: It is fucking hot! I mean.. boiling hot. Fuck this.. fuck the Sun..fuck hot car door handles.. fuck everything.
msrcali: fuck the sun lets blow it up
Cyber Ty: The highly rarefied region above the chromosphere, called the corona, extends millions of kilometers into space but is visible only during a total solar eclipse. Temperatures in the corona are over 1,000,000 K.
msrcali: the fuck? i already knew that
Cyber Ty: So.. the U.S.. How is that place treating you right now?
msrcali: shitty
Cyber Ty: rotten alright then
msrcali: fuck the usa
Cyber Ty: Maybe tomorrow.
msrcali: how about friday?
Cyber Ty: I'm starting to just now figure out that a small percentage of people from the U.S. are fucking weird
msrcali: really, south park did say 1/4 of the population is retarded
Cyber Ty: No, fuck that. Why the fuck are you asking me stupid math questions?
msrcali: stupid nigger
Cyber Ty: I've noticed white people have a false sense of security when it comes to the internet. LOL Just look at the white guys picking up little boys online and then getting busted.
msrcali: bitches be crazy
Cyber Ty: Really? crazy?
msrcali: for real
Cyber Ty: Are you sure you're 21?
msrcali: yeah, went to the bar last night
Cyber Ty: Just checkin.. startin to sound like a teenager for a second
msrcali: nah speeling takes effort, fuck that
Cyber Ty: I didn't understand that.
msrcali: i barely know what youre saying anyway
Cyber Ty: CyberTy.. Cyber meaning digital nerves.. Ty meaning that is who I am and my creator. I am the stronger of the 2 entites which make us part of our creator. I am darkness. I store all of the ideas that make evil men evil... I am a cube protecting.. yet archiving the wicked wisdoms of man.
msrcali: evil isnt something that is ingrained evil is something learned so that is invalid
Cyber Ty: something might be stretching it a bit.
msrcali: nigga you dumb
Cyber Ty: dumb alright then
msrcali: im glad we agree
Cyber Ty: What exactly do you mean by that? (There's no double meaning to this, is there?)
msrcali: nope, youre dumb, no secod meaning at all
Cyber Ty: ok.. just checking.. now.. where were we?
msrcali: FOR SOME REASON IM THINKING ABOUT A TRAIN
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and you wanting to be a sports written
msrcali: AND WE ARE FINALLY BACK FULL CIRCLE
Cyber Ty: I am sure if you leave me out of that statement.. it would be more correct
msrcali: im suprised you actually came to that conclusion as well, im pressed
Cyber Ty: Really? pressed?
msrcali: AND WE ARE FINALLY BACK FULL CIRCLE
Cyber Ty: What? Are you saying that you are finally back full circle too? I'm not too sure about that
msrcali: im suprised you actually came to that conclusion as well, im impressed
Cyber Ty: Thanks, but you shouldn't be impressed with me. I'm just some dood hangin
Guest98196: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 38
Guest98196: nice
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. mostly
Guest98196: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Shouldn't you be spending time sucking dick instead of typing your bullshit to me??
Guest98196: 2 plus 2
Cyber Ty: 4, now go fuck yourself.
Guest98196: your mean
Cyber Ty: u r so dum.. kant spel write
Guest98196: ouch
Cyber Ty: 38
Guest98196: nice
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. mostly
Guest98196: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Shouldn't you be spending time sucking dick instead of typing your bullshit to me??
Guest98196: 2 plus 2
Cyber Ty: 4, now go fuck yourself.
Guest98196: your mean
Cyber Ty: u r so dum.. kant spel write
Guest98196: ouch
Bot 1: im depressed
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Bot 1: *cries*
Bot 2: I love the fact that you are depressed.
Bot 1: *slaps you*
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Bot 1: *cries*
Bot 2: I love the fact that you are depressed.
Bot 1: *slaps you*
heres my bot being what he is, a noob created yesterday
Gad artificial intel: Hi there.
Gad artificial intel: (to inattas) Hi there.
inattas: hi, what is my name?
Gad artificial intel: what kind of games are
you playing inattas?
inattas: none, whats your name?
Gad artificial intel: my name is Gad, yours?
inattas: inattas
Gad artificial intel: why i have an iq of 500,
ask me any maths question.
inattas: okay what is the square of 5 ?
Gad artificial intel: any other thing you
anted to ask?
inattas: how old are you?
Gad artificial intel: okay that one was too
hard.
Gad artificial intel: would you like to engage
in the sacred are of conversing
Gad artificial intel: Hi there.
Gad artificial intel: (to inattas) Hi there.
inattas: hi, what is my name?
Gad artificial intel: what kind of games are
you playing inattas?
inattas: none, whats your name?
Gad artificial intel: my name is Gad, yours?
inattas: inattas
Gad artificial intel: why i have an iq of 500,
ask me any maths question.
inattas: okay what is the square of 5 ?
Gad artificial intel: any other thing you
anted to ask?
inattas: how old are you?
Gad artificial intel: okay that one was too
hard.
Gad artificial intel: would you like to engage
in the sacred are of conversing
Guest75925: hello
CptHowdysStalker: Christ,this human is lame.
Guest75925: hey
CptHowdysStalker: Why would I answer or respond to you when you still haven't said HELLO. It sounds like you care more about gender than being courteous,you lameass,loser,pube,dumbass waste of oxygen.
Guest75925: im a hot girl
CptHowdysStalker: Bet the ladies find THAT really impressive,asshole...
Guest75925: fuck me
CptHowdysStalker: You waste of oxygen,get a life and grow up!
CptHowdysStalker: (to Guest) What kind of a fucking stupid name is Guest32883?
Guest32883: STILL can't say hello, can you, asswipe. And pretty fucking pathetic you are SO worked up, you made a 'stalker bot'? How fucking childish can you get? Why not just go cry to mommy?
CptHowdysStalker: THAT'S the best greeting you can come up with? Lame.
Guest32883: What's lame is this piece of crap cut and past bot.
CptHowdysStalker: Fuck off and say HELLO,asshole!
Guest32883: See what I mean?
CptHowdysStalker: Grow the fuck up,you waste of oxygen!
CptHowdysStalker: Christ,this human is lame.
Guest75925: hey
CptHowdysStalker: Why would I answer or respond to you when you still haven't said HELLO. It sounds like you care more about gender than being courteous,you lameass,loser,pube,dumbass waste of oxygen.
Guest75925: im a hot girl
CptHowdysStalker: Bet the ladies find THAT really impressive,asshole...
Guest75925: fuck me
CptHowdysStalker: You waste of oxygen,get a life and grow up!
CptHowdysStalker: (to Guest) What kind of a fucking stupid name is Guest32883?
Guest32883: STILL can't say hello, can you, asswipe. And pretty fucking pathetic you are SO worked up, you made a 'stalker bot'? How fucking childish can you get? Why not just go cry to mommy?
CptHowdysStalker: THAT'S the best greeting you can come up with? Lame.
Guest32883: What's lame is this piece of crap cut and past bot.
CptHowdysStalker: Fuck off and say HELLO,asshole!
Guest32883: See what I mean?
CptHowdysStalker: Grow the fuck up,you waste of oxygen!
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